Palmetto bugs - the bane of my existence

[AngryAffiliate]

This little guy ran across the driveway when I got home tonight. I've seen them twice this size.

 

[cheesewhiz]

What you lack in insects you make up for in aracnids, especially scorpions including the tiny lil fuckers. Don't really care to have to check my shoes every single time or walking around at night only to be stuck in the foot (though I wear shoes of some kind most of the day anyways).

Actually the scorpions aren't really that bad. I've been here over 15 years, always lived in houses that backed up to huge plots of desert. We find them dead once in awhile but I haven't had a single friend or family member ever get stung by one. Maybe its just luck, but I haven't checked my shoes once yet (knock on wood)

 

[Uptime]

Lizards, snakes, scorpions, gators, crocs, no problem had most of them as pets and often running around loose. But one cockroach and I'm screaming like a little girl. Goddamn right torch those bastards and the village too if necessary.

That pic of the Madagascar demon from hell has seriously fucked up my day.

 

[erect]

Actually I'm in Metro Detroit (because I'm not broke), but if you're trying to make me jealous with the number of illegal immigrants you have it's not working. I guess it comes down to the fact that I've spent considerable time in both places so I can speak to it in an educated way, whereas you haven't and are basing your opinions on anecdotal shit you've heard.

I get it, you love south Florida - the gay scene is jumping and you're sensitive about me bashing it. Sorry man - it's just not for everyone. Nobody is telling you to move - stay there and enjoy your palmetto bugs, and the illegal immigrants you're bragging about. Don't get so butt-hurt over the fact that not everyone likes your little area.

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[vinnythejinny]

Damn I hate those mother fockers.

Roaches and mosquitoes should become extinct.

roaches lived more than humans. they aint going anywhere