Pat Robertson says Haitians made deal with devil

evelynds said:
ps; I've spent much of my youth literally growing up in the amazon rainforest. My father was a hunter [yep, the one with bow and arrow] -- This sentence;

Makes absolutely no sense. First, tribes only have one priest. Not armadas of them. People who become priests are chosen monarchy-style from certain bloodlines only. When a bloodline runs out of successors for any reason... the tribe's village is at a high risk of being taken over. In any case, priests don't come a dime a dozen.

Second- without having too much knowledge of tribes outside amazonian territory, I can safely say that NO tribesperson anywhere in the world has heard of any being called 'Satan' !! The entire word 'Satan' just never existed! Note how the article bounces back and forth between the terms 'Satan' and 'Devil' several times?

Good chance this tribe called upon their own war spirit, Devil if you may, in order to secure this so-called pact. If said 'Devil' happened to have an obscure, unpronounceable name... "let's just call it 'Satan' as the Europeans we are!"

Smoke and mirrors, folks. Donate to Haiti. These folks are in need. Donate to Haiti


Couldn't agree more, mate. The only thing pure about Christianity today is the book (KJV) on our table.
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I'm pretty sure the French taught them all about Satan when they indoctrinated them as Catholics.
 


oh god...

for real, who fucking cares?

I think the guy is an idiot too, you know what i do? I don't watch him. Bringing attention to his manifestos just gives them strength.

Go Ahead.. tip the dancing Bear
 
Pat Robertson may be a retard but I think it would be hard to argue that Haiti isn't cursed. They are the poorest nation in the western Hemisphere, long history of corruption, dictators, and coups.
 
dreamache said:
Sounds like he's just an effective troll. Props to the man.
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i was thinking is was kanye, with pat a close second, but pat's been at it for awhile now


evelynds said:
I'm Christian and I donated. I've read about this pact afterwards, but my determination to donate wasn't swayed. Whether tribes or nations were marked cursed or blessed, what does any of this have to do from the eyes of an infant? Babies are born with pure innocence, it's society that forces them into identities. Long story short... since this curse, how many generations of children have passed? Even if ancestors made satanic pacts in far bygone history, their children today live their lives different.

Finally, Christian curses do not carry on over more than three family generations. I believe that is the reason why some claim the curse ended in 1991.
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8.5/10
 
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I think this sums it up
 
Unarmed Gunman said:
Hang on now - you gotta give some props to the Muslims who are giving the Christians a serious run for their money for "most dangerous religion". Some would argue the Muslims are actually #1 since they are the current leaders in that category, so give props where it's due. Ask yourself, would you rather be on a plane full of Muslims, or Christians...?
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I think you'd be pretty safe in either situation. The real danger is when you have a plane with 200 christians and 3 muslim extremists flying into Detroit. Or 200 muslims and 3 christian extremists flying into Riyadh. That's when I would be a little more concerned.
 
hellblazer said:
It's documented history, although according to the folklore, the 'curse' ended in 1991. So while Robertson's correct on the first part, the second part doesn't really make sense. Either way, it should give the nutroots on here a good reason to exhibit their neurosis, an always unseemly sight.
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So if the Haitian voodoo priests had dedicated Haiti to Satan for 250 years instead of 200 then Robertson would have had a point? Who's the nutroot?

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I just dedicated my house to Satan for the next 200 years. Should keep it safe for at least 210.
 
He said it for the same reason Fox hired Sarah Palin: To get attention and boost 700 Club TV show ratings. You can show your displeasure by organizing a boycott of his show's sponsors. The guy is effectively trolling you.
 
Why do athiest get so up in arms over what some religeous nut has to say? I mean who cares! Who cares what some religeous zealot is preachin OR do they jump on the crazy shit that some Christians say and do to justify their frail decision to not believe in a higher power?

OR maybe the so called athiest really arn't athiest but just anti-Christian ?!?!?!
 
popeye said:
Why do athiest get so up in arms over what some religeous nut has to say? I mean who cares! Who cares what some religeous zealot is preachin OR do they jump on the crazy shit that some Christians say and do to justify their frail decision to not believe in a higher power?

OR maybe the so called athiest really arn't athiest but just anti-Christian ?!?!?!
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Because some motherfucker somewhere is now NOT going to try to help Haiti (who otherwise would have) after hearing that they made a deal with the devil hundreds of years ago. That's the power that Pat Fucktard Robertson has.

Believe that shit.
 
popeye said:
Why do athiest get so up in arms over what some religeous nut has to say? I mean who cares! Who cares what some religeous zealot is preachin OR do they jump on the crazy shit that some Christians say and do to justify their frail decision to not believe in a higher power?

OR maybe the so called athiest really arn't athiest but just anti-Christian ?!?!?!
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Feeling insecure?
 
conv3rsion said:
Because some motherfucker somewhere is now NOT going to try to help Haiti (who otherwise would have) after hearing that they made a deal with the devil hundreds of years ago. That's the power that Pat Fucktard Robertson has.

Believe that shit.
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Don't worry the Christian churches and their members will give from their own pockets like they have every time some shit happens in the world.

The American people (apart from governmental aid) gave 2.5 BILLION dollars to asian psunami victims. A great deal of that aid came from faith based organizations in the US.

If your real purpose in posting in this thread is that your worried about religeous organizations giving to Haiti and not just another chance to circle jerk bash Christians, than you will reach out to the Muslims and make sure they do THIER part. The Christians ALWAYS do their part, it's the Muslims with billions of members that need to start pulling some cash outa their oil swollen wallets and step to the plate.

oh thats right muslims don't reach out with helping hands to the filthy infidels
 
Andrew Scherer said:
But did you make a sacrifice, I'm short on sacrificial animals.
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I, too, am short on sacrificial animals... at least I am now. ;)

popeye said:
Why do athiest get so up in arms over what some religeous nut has to say? I mean who cares! Who cares what some religeous zealot is preachin OR do they jump on the crazy shit that some Christians say and do to justify their frail decision to not believe in a higher power?

OR maybe the so called athiest really arn't athiest but just anti-Christian ?!?!?!
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You do know that you're a religious zealot too, don't you? Didn't you say something about clearing the world of all Muslims? Popeye, popeye, popeye.

Most of your ranting applies directly to yourself.

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popeye said:
Don't worry the Christian churches and their members will give from their own pockets like they have every time some shit happens in the world.
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So will atheists. (In fact, I'm donating now)
 
popeye said:
Don't worry the Christian churches and their members will give from their own pockets like they have every time some shit happens in the world.

The American people (apart from governmental aid) gave 2.5 BILLION dollars to asian psunami victims. A great deal of that aid came from faith based organizations in the US.

If your real purpose in posting in this thread is that your worried about religeous organizations giving to Haiti and not just another chance to circle jerk bash Christians, than you will reach out to the Muslims and make sure they do THIER part. The Christians ALWAYS do their part, it's the Muslims with billions of members that need to start pulling some cash outa their oil swollen wallets and step to the plate.

oh thats right muslims don't reach out with helping hands to the filthy infidels
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Who the fuck is talking about Muslims?? I'm talking about the net effect of Pat Robertson's unfortunate statement. I wasn't bashing Christians, I was bashing Pat Robertson and his ridiculous bullshit.

You're a bigot. The guy everyone else is ashamed of.
 
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