Patriots Meltdown of 2013

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WTF??? First they let Welker go, then they pick up retard Tebow and now Aaron Hernandez goes all gangster.

Source: Patriots' Hernandez likely to be arrested

Aaron Hernandez Destroyed Home Security System and Phone, Sources Tell ABC News - ABC News

Shit's not looking good for him...

What's next? Belichick accused of liking puppies and kitties?

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yeah, but hopefully he won't be out the whole season.

true, hopefully he comes back in week 15 or so, tries really really hard to help get the pats their 2nd win of the year, but unfortunately breaks that pesky arm again.
 
Gronkowski is risking a career-ending injury if he tries to play this year. I have a feeling this is why they signed Tebow; somewhere along the way, they are going to convince him to switch to TE.
 
I'm still laughing about Putin stealing Bob Kraft's SB ring. "I could kill somebody with this ring"

Kraft mistakenly approached a supreme plutocrat as an equal. Nice try, Bob.
 
Welker wanted to leave, the pats actually offered him a slightly better deal based on how that shit is structured. He thinks Manning=winner but really Manning = neck brace who chokes in big games.
 
Welker wanted to leave, the pats actually offered him a slightly better deal based on how that shit is structured. He thinks Manning=winner but really Manning = neck brace who chokes in big games.
Welker doing better than his old teammates. The Patriots caught the Jets AIDS and is the final piece of the puzzle making the AFC East into a 4-ring circus.
 
What a retarded thread. The Pats got rid of a 32 year old WR and replaced him with a younger, faster receiver 5 years Welker's junior.

Gronkowski is perenially injured and that news was no surprise to anyone.

Tebow was an absolutely brilliant stroke of genius by Belichick and I've already predicted that he will have at least 10 TD's this season, be it as a TE/FB/HB/QB, or whatever ingenious capacity Bill uses him in.

The only unexpected news was this murder beef with Hernandez. Even still, the Pats will make it work. They're famous for that.

They lost the best QB in NFL history and went on to win 11 games with a backup. Brady won many of his SB's with scrubs for receivers. Their secondary has always been a heap of rotating parts and third-tier pieces.

But their system is structured so that the damage of losing any one piece is always minimized. Not a single person who truly watches the Patriots is worried. This is one of the most resilient and flexible teams in the league. Personally, I think Tebow could make a fantastic TE if he's willing to play that position.

This gay thread sounds like it was created by a Patriots hater, and no surprise, it's medicalhumor, the resident WF retard.
 
The Pats got rid of a 32 year old WR and replaced him with a younger, faster receiver 5 years Welker's junior.

that is a stroke of genius. get somebody younger & faster. that way, when they throw the ball, he'll be even closer to the goal. damn, that's smart!
 
That shit with Hernandez is crazy. Not only is the 1st story a big mystery but then he gets sued by another party for shooting a guy in the face. Huh???

I mean, how much weirder can this get?
 
I have to agree with HellBlazer on this one. :suicide icon:

Hernandez does put a damper on things but none of the above will crate a meltdown. If their luck worsens, maybe.

Regardless, Belichick Belichick Belichick Belichick Belichick Belichick, Belichick Belichick.
 
Hernandez is a G. He is involved some how but he didn't kill anyone. But he won't snitch, that's why he broke the cell phone and home security. The pressure might get to him and he could rat.

They lost the best QB in NFL history and went on to win 11 games with a backup.

What happened again? Oh yeah, they missed the playoffs with those 11 wins lol.
 
Hernandez is a G. He is involved some how but he didn't kill anyone. But he won't snitch, that's why he broke the cell phone and home security. The pressure might get to him and he could rat.



What happened again? Oh yeah, they missed the playoffs with those 11 wins lol.

And that means what? ... Oh yeah, that their division was good.
 
This gay thread sounds like it was created by a Patriots hater, and no surprise, it's medicalhumor, the resident WF retard.

If we want peace in the world, we need to stop calling each other names.

The Pats are going 10-6 this year. Not gay on Tommy, but he is one of the best QBs of all time, and Belechick has it dialed in. Even with the garbage they have, they are getting it done. Not winning the Bowl, but getting to the playoffs.

If anyone wants action..come at me. U/O

PS - I'm an Eagles fan.
 
What a retarded thread. The Pats got rid of a 32 year old WR and replaced him with a younger, faster receiver 5 years Welker's junior.

Gronkowski is perenially injured and that news was no surprise to anyone.

Tebow was an absolutely brilliant stroke of genius by Belichick and I've already predicted that he will have at least 10 TD's this season, be it as a TE/FB/HB/QB, or whatever ingenious capacity Bill uses him in.

The only unexpected news was this murder beef with Hernandez. Even still, the Pats will make it work. They're famous for that.

They lost the best QB in NFL history and went on to win 11 games with a backup. Brady won many of his SB's with scrubs for receivers. Their secondary has always been a heap of rotating parts and third-tier pieces.

But their system is structured so that the damage of losing any one piece is always minimized. Not a single person who truly watches the Patriots is worried. This is one of the most resilient and flexible teams in the league. Personally, I think Tebow could make a fantastic TE if he's willing to play that position.

This gay thread sounds like it was created by a Patriots hater, and no surprise, it's medicalhumor, the resident WF retard.


Best QB in NFL history? Yeah, you're a fucking moron. He's top 10 but isn't the best EVER.