Pedobear Story FTW

[tangy]

This was a night of cock blocking.

If these guys weren't man enough to tell you to GFY, they didn't need cockblocking.

Also, spending your time trying to prevent others from getting pussy while not closing the pussy in question for yourself is both highly beta and pretty sad.

If you want to flex your game, take their chicks. Don't be the guy who has nothing but envy.

Having said that: PEDOBEAR FTW AND GRATZ ON PEDOPICKUP

 

[Enigmabomb]

Thank you, Thank you.

Regarding the pussy: I was working on one of these girls, just not pedo girl. They came as a package. Taking them from these douche bag guys was the cock blocking. I was cock blocking them by siphoning their women.

Cock blocking post to follow soon

 

[ChrisS]

If YOU managed to cockblock someone they should suicide themselves immediately.

 

[tonybogs]

Lets face facts here.

99% of people on this forum have probably never seen a pussy that wasn't on an LCD screen

 

[ChrisS]

...says the ALF fan.

 

[tonybogs]

Hey, I never said I had

 

[Deliguy]

lmao
oh man this thread came at the perfect time.
I just met this fine bartender and she added me to myspace.
She's like 5 ft nothing and looks pretty young so it made it all the more hilarious when she had halloween pictures on her myspace and one of the guys there was dressed up as pedobear, but obviously no one got the joke because in all the captions its like awww what a cute bear costume, here's me in handcuffs with the bear and here's the cute bear grabbing me lol he was obviously setting them up for pics everyone but them would understand.

I almost died laughing when i saw all that.
I obviously won't post personal pictures but here's one of the dudes kick ass costume.

 

[amanda11]

FUCK YES, PEDO BEAR! <3

 

[ImagesAndWords]

That costume is awesome!

 

[Enigmabomb]

...says the ALF fan.

Well said.

 

[Andrew Scherer]

This thread made my day

 

[JayKim]

...says the ALF fan.

LOLLL

 

[PhilPaul]

I Agree

The pedobear is kinda sick but funny sick. Me personally i would have got a better laugh watching her try to close the dick roll on her hand held

the fail in this is the fact that you didn't dickroll her.

Her: "OMFG pedobear..."
You: "My bad, you know what? To make it upto you, I'll tell you a secret site that teaches you all of the tricks to making money online easy. Here just type it in your phone.."

She would be so turned on by the dickroll that you'd gotten laid. But nice try anyways.

Good luck next time bro

 

[HarveyJ]

The guy that starts making & selling Pedobear costumes is going to make a killing.
Just sayin'

 

[_poto_]

The guy that starts making & selling Pedobear costumes is going to make a killing.
Just sayin'

there's already some on ebay... just do a search for 'bear costume' and you'll find a few...