People Under 35 Love To Fuck ... and Tweet.

Is @JoshuaZiering related to Ian Ziering?!?!? zomg

Aha, we caught a closet 90210 fan in our midsts.


"It's cool to dig me, Josh. Let's hang out at the Peach Pit tonight eh?"

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You quit caffeine, nicotine, pot, and booze.

You then can't get your dick up anymore so you get on the Cialis or Viagra.

Then since you no longer have the weed or booze to relax you get all stressed out and begin the journey to your mid-life crisis.

After about 10 years, if you survive, you realize that you should never have quit the things of your youth.

You get back on the caffeine, nicotine, pot, and booze. As your life re-centers you then start living again.

When/if I get to 65, I'll post up an update for ya.

Lulz

Interesting. Turned 35 last November. Still smoke, drink, chew some snuff and take my caffeine way too seriously.

So you're saying don't fuck up the next 10 years of my life by changing anything?
 
Allow me to explain how this works.


@JoshuaZiering "Just totally plowed @SheilaSomeGirl and she is already asking for more."

@SheilaSomeGirl "A dissapointing night with @JoshuaZiering. I know why he drives a big truck now."

*golf clap*

well played sir, well played
 
Interesting. Turned 35 last November. Still smoke, drink, chew some snuff and take my caffeine way too seriously.

So you're saying don't fuck up the next 10 years of my life by changing anything?

Abso-Fucking-Lutely!!

If you're happy and enjoying life, definitely don't change anything.

Better to live say only 60 years being happy and living than to live 95 years where 50 or 60 of those years are you NOT actually living and enjoy your time.

Just my opinion on the subject.

P.S. That Snuff Chewing keeps the tongue STRONG for her/his pleasure!! LOL
 
Southern Tweet Etiquette 101.

Ze tricke iz to Tweet WHILE u Fuck:moon:
Here in the South, Gentlemen don't Tweet until AFTER their partner Tweets first. Never WHILE in the act, just in case their partner needs more time for their Tweet to be completed.

Lulz
 
Here in the South, Gentlemen don't Tweet until AFTER their partner Tweets first. Never WHILE in the act, just in case their partner needs more time for their Tweet to be completed.

Lulz

In SC we put a tweet in our tweet so there was tweeting while we where tweeting.