Petition to build a Death Star by 2016



Well a death star would actually make sense since it perfectly fits into the emperor palpatine image obama seems to try to fit into
"My lord is that legal?!" obama: "I'll make it legal!"
 
Thank goodness they had that starwars nerd on staff to write the response.

Cause you know, Obomba said that if a petition reaches 50K it'll be answered seriously by a white house staffer... And the death start petition did have... um, 34,435 signatures.

Meanwhile, can anyone find the Texas secession petition? I can't find it there but the last time I looked it was at 125k votes... Sigh.
 
lol, love this response:

Moreover “the administration does not support blowing up planets.” And anyway, “Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?”
 
lol, love this response:

Moreover “the administration does not support blowing up planets.” And anyway, “Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?”

I did laugh when I read this. You have admit, no matter how much you hate this administration, it does have a sense of humor.