Places You've Worked

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leading ponies around in circles for pony rides -my mom's thing
picking strawberries and pumpkins
making pizza
telemarketing
selling knives for vector (lasted a day)
internet researcher for google... RIP GAR
quality assurance
web developer now


I'm 23.
 


It all begin in first grade when I started hustling paper airplanes to those stupid kids who couldnt make them but still wanted to hang with the cool kids who could. I made a few bucks before getting my operation shutdown when the janitor saw me bitch slap some kid like a ho when he didnt have my money. What a lousy way to go.

Then in 5th grade I began selling Warheads (that sour candy that no one eats anymore but was a huge fad 10 years ago). Bought a bag of like 30 pieces for $2... sold them for $.50 cents each. Damn I was good. Black cherry and blue raspberry went for $.75/each because more kids wanted them. It wasn't long after that I got shut down but I was pulling close to $70/week off those kids whose parents wouldn't buy them candy but they were sugar fiends. Suckas.

A few less glorious jobs that Ive held include selling homemade cookies, refereeing soccer games, working for Hostway Corp, and now I'm currently working for GE Corporate at their headquarters in CT. And obviously my site is my main business and Ive gotten more experience from running that than the other jobs, except the first two :)

Best post of the year!
 
First let me say howdy. Howdy. Found you guys through Eli's blog a while back and have been trollin around ever since.
27 Y/O

12-17 Did brake's and shocks 6 days a week at a few tire shops (with some illegal activity to go with it)

17-20 Opened 2 head shops with a friend ( his capital), went well until the damn Isla Vista footpatrol shut us down and an employee sold shit to a minor in the other shop

20-23 EMT Ambulance work

23-24 US Army till an injury put me out

24-Present Been doing this thing people do on the internet... some in house some consulting work.
 
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Sbarro's - Pizza Flinger
Chick-Fil-A - Chicken Flinger
Hasting Records - Pop Flinger
Waiter - Food Flinger
Silk Sceener - T-Shirt Flinger
DHL Driver - Package Flinger
Rock DJ - CD Flinger
ISP Tech Support - Booger Flinger
NOC Support - Bigger Booger Flinger
Network Designer - Switch Flinger
Network Engineer - Big Words Flinger <-- Currently

Aspiring Internet Entrepreneur - Money Flinger
 
Shitty jobs that all led to this LOL

Sold Hotdogs and Sausgaes outside of Fenway Pahk
Burger King Fry Guy - lasted a week ( I blew a bogga in some assholes fires and they had it on cam)
Real Estate Broker ( Sunday open houses were a bore)
Commidities Broker ( Wacthing people throw their money at stupid shit drove me crazy, your better off betting it all on Tripod the Greyhound to WIN)
Stock Broker ( Well this was fun, made a shit load of dough to help finance the next one below)
Bubble Bursted Internet Entreprenuer, don't want to mention the company, but in the same league as the "Sock Puttet" that liked animals.

...and now drum roll pleaseeeeeeeeeeee.

Market Director at XY7.com :bowdown:
 
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