Play with your BALLS! It just may save your life!

CaviB

CaviB

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So I get home from work the other night, grab a drink take my meds head upstairs to take a shower, keep in mind I get off from work at 3:15am.
Wash myself as usual finishing off with the nuts I notice something weird, not quite right. There is a hard lump on my right nut.

WTF!!!!!!!!! MY NUTS
Tuesday - call the Dr.
Wednesday - See the Dr. pokes my nuts, says "Hmmm yes something abnormal. Send me for an ultrasound.
Friday - Hot chick does ultrasound on my nuts.
The Following Monday Dr. gets the results schedules appointment to see Urologist Tuesday.

Tuesday - Go to see Urologist, once again nuts are poked and takes each one in hand and says there's a difference in weight. Dr. tells me the right one has to come out it's most likely a cancerous tumor. :xmas-smiley-030:
Fucking Shit.
 


Shit man, but fortunately it's the type of cancer you want if you're going to get cancer, as it's very treatable.

I went through that entire process, but fortunately it turned out just to be some sort of strange muscle pull from lifting, and I thought I had felt something. None the less, I was freaked the fuck out for quite awhile.
 
dreamache said:
Shit man, but fortunately it's the type of cancer you want if you're going to get cancer, as it's very treatable.

I went through that entire process, but fortunately it turned out just to be some sort of strange muscle pull from lifting, and I thought I had felt something. None the less, I was freaked the fuck out for quite awhile.
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Was it from doing cock push-ups? I heard those are the hardest!!
 
Sorry to hear man, hope everything turns out okay. I'll beat one off for you tonight
 
Sounds like you caught it very early mate- that's excellent.

As long as there's no travel up the cord, it's an easy treatment- take out the offending teste, and all is good.

Think long and hard before going for any chemo or radiation after though... They will usually want you to, but personally I opted for surveillance (bi-yearly CT scans for the first two years then yearly after) and I've been cancer-free for over 7 years now.

Oh, yeah... I lost MY right nut too, lol.

So I never use the expression "I'd Give My Left Nut For..."

And fuck a prosthetic- you honestly won't notice the difference, nor will your partners. No change except your gear rides a bit differently ;-)

Good luck bro.
 
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