Polar bear attacks woman at Berlin Zoo

[kimboslice]

They call them wild animals for a reason.

 

[markus]

Tether those short bus visitors coz thats beyond retarded

 

[Sarah_Jayne_UK]

can you say "PHOTOSHOP"

It happens with polar bears in zoos every couple years.

 

[turbolapp]

Maybe there's a Polar Bear worshiping cult we don't know about.

 

[tabiihab]

what is she looking for in the pool??

 

[Fatbat]

YouTube - Polar bear attacks woman in the Berlin Zoo in Germany 11-04-2009

Haha! Nice one. That looked like a smoothly orchestrated operation, lol.

 

[turbolapp]

It's sweet how the bear was helping her up.

 

[Fat Tom]

apparently she was mentally ill and jumped into the water by herself... dramatic scenes

We call that thinning the heard.

 

[jdomaha]

You guys all laugh and point fingers and say how she's an idiot...

What if she was someone you knew?

What if she was your mom?

I've been through this with MY mom.

She was in the habitat, flailing her little arms, crying and carrying on while the tapir kept coming closer and closer.

And if I hadn't screamed at her to "Punch that fucker, punch that fucker right in the nose! Do it now or you ain't gonna see Christmas," we would have lost her on that cold November day.

 

[turbolapp]

I've been through this with MY mom.

She was in the habitat, flailing her little arms, crying and carrying on while the tapir kept coming closer and closer.

And if I hadn't screamed at her to "Punch that fucker, punch that fucker right in the nose! Do it now or you ain't gonna see Christmas," we would have lost her on that cold November day.

 

[zimok]

You guys all laugh and point fingers and say how she's an idiot...

What if she was someone you knew?

What if she was your mom?

I've been through this with MY mom.

She was in the habitat, flailing her little arms, crying and carrying on while the tapir kept coming closer and closer.

And if I hadn't screamed at her to "Punch that fucker, punch that fucker right in the nose! Do it now or you ain't gonna see Christmas," we would have lost her on that cold November day.

I had to look up tapir, lol..

Apparently, they have excellent teeth to gum ratio.

 

[alexb]

Tapirs: The face of death.

 

[Uzzz]

That one Tapir looks like my cock!

 

[jdomaha]

Tapirs: The face of death.

Indeed so.

I hear some people have a penis that resembles a tapir. I feel badly for those people.

 

[HarveyJ]

You know, I believe there was a guy that came up with a theory for this kind of behaviour... Charles Darwin or something. Ehhh, surely a scientician of little merit.

 

[Greenfire]

That is one way to get famous quickly maybe she got them confused with dolphins.

 

[xentech]

ROFL. She got mauled by a bear AND a citation for trespassing, hilarious.

 

[BlueYonder]

You know, I believe there was a guy that came up with a theory for this kind of behaviour... Charles Darwin or something. Ehhh, surely a scientician of little merit.

Charles Darwin has a website for it, but she doesn't quality because she didn't officially remove herself from the gene pool.

 

[phrench]

german media says the woman had abandoned her studies twice before giving birth to her daughter. a couple of years ago she got divorced.
recently she's got financial problems. they even turned off electricity in her flat and she had to go to neighbors to get hot water for tea and use candles for light.

during easter time the daughter was with the husband.

obviously she's very desperate.

 

[peltsek]

Tapir - You Laugh!...but...

Funny looking things those Tapirs....but I wouldn't tell one personally that his nose looks like a dick.......Tapir Attack at Zoo in Oklahoma City