*** Postwhore Contest - Every 500th Post Wins ***

[wfhnow]

Cool i'm lovint the post war...but could be woreless

 

[emp]

who the hell is that?

Looks like barbie.

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[lazar]

It smelled like wet dirt after a rain. It's supposed to mask your scent so the moose don't smell you.
I just hope he showers before he comes home.

that's pretty cool, i didn't know that.

 

[joe]

Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.

 

[Jdog]

woot woot! I got post #300!

 

[wfhnow]

Is there anyway to see how many people are online right now???oh well that would woreless anyway

 

[BeauCreative]

Cool i'm lovint the post war...but could be woreless

Your spelling skills are worseless

 

[Saadh]

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

did you make that up on your own? The first half of the statement is pure genius.

 

[emp]

Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.

..snicker

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[joe]

did you make that up on your own? The first half of the statement is pure genius.

no that's from South Park.

 

[wfhnow]

Hey jdog so are going if you win passess?

 

[joe]

Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.

 

[DanNicol]

 

[wfhnow]

Your spelling skills are worseless

Hell yea spelling fuck up...You didnt know i was on the Short yellow bus in school:smokin:

 

[emp]

fuck..forgot what I wanted to post.. I am worseless.

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[DanNicol]

i am in love with Kate Beckinsale

 

[emp]

so who is that blonde?

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[Juicify]

who the hell is that?

Looks like barbie.

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Natacha Peyre

 

[Jdog]

Hey jdog so are going if you win passess?

Hell yeah. I'm going to buy one of the discounted ones from Jon even if I don't win.

 

[joe]

i am in love with Kate Beckinsale

I'd give her a 6.