*** Postwhore Contest - Every 500th Post Wins ***

[wfhnow]

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever

 

[Jdog]

Is that a mirror in your pants... becaus I can see myself in them.

 

[tangem2]

I'd like to tie you to a rafter and fuck you up and down.

 

[Jdog]

I'm drunk. Wanna fuck?

 

[wfhnow]

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

 

[tangem2]

What can I do to make you sleep with me?

 

[Jdog]

Do you like little dicks?

 

[tangem2]

Your place or mine?

 

[wfhnow]

I'm drunk. Wanna fuck?

hahahahahaha i like that...right to the point!!!

 

[tangem2]

I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long!

 

[Jdog]

I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is..... oops I didn't say that out loud did I?

 

[tangem2]

Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody's cumming.

 

[Jdog]

Joe, help a brother out and close this thread to the snipers

 

[chrislingle]

how about a real pick up line, "hi, I am a billionaire!" that gets the panties every time!

 

[tangem2]

Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my dick, it's a gem.

 

[Jdog]

You have a butta face.

 

[wfhnow]

I've got some Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?

 

[tangem2]

Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?

 

[wfhnow]

how about a real pick up line, "hi, I am a billionaire!" that gets the panties every time!

YEa that would work....

 

[tangem2]

I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.