Pulled over 3 times in a 5 minute drive...FML

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Been pulled over 2 times within about 30 minutes on 2 different occasions. One time was for a headlight the other a tail light.

The first stop on the tail light night I was pulled over in a hick town, they thought I was someonelse who I guess was causing problems earlier that night. Had about 4 cruisers surrounding me. Was a bit freaked out, then as I was heading home I saw another cop and knew I was going to get dinged for the tail light again. I pulled over and my car was smoking like crazy. Blew a headgasket. Had to get towed 20 miles. Pretty crazy night.
 


drove around with no registration for like 3 weeks, never had a problem. all of a sudden got pulled over 3 times in 2 days, all in different cities, suburban milwaukee. explained to cop #2 and #3 that i JUST GOT A FUCKING TICKET FOR THIS, cop #2 gives me ANOTHER ticket. Cop #3 gives me a fix it ticket. i ask him "what the fuck is the point of giving me a fix it ticket, i just explained to you that I got 2 TICKETS since YESTERDAY for this same thing. Cop's answer: You'll just have to show up at the station and show that your registration is taken care of.

Me: angry as fuck at having to drive to the DMV, then to 3 separate police stations to pay almost $300 in fines and take care of the fix it ticket.

Proud to be paying their salaries.
 
Zomg! You were blazed as fuck and got pulled over 3 times 'cause you were surely driving like a retard. You're very lucky you didn't get tasered and DIE! Ya know, 'cause they do that all the time now for absolutely no reason at all. God damn pigs!
 
neab1as said:
you're a dipshit for driving high.



220 down the 401 ... piss on the 50 over, what's 120 over get me? lol
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Considering standard commercial tires tend to fail around 150mph, I gotta call bullshit on this one!
 
bb_wolfe said:
  • You're
  • It's called a fucking shift key
  • Three periods is an ellipsis, and does not indicate the end of a motherfucking sentence.
  • A comma is used to pause a sentence. For example, "Yes, you are a motherfucking idiot." would be proper use of a comma. A period is used to end a sentence. For example, "You are fucking illiterate."
  • Confirmed? Link or STFU.
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You're is not a valid expression to be used in a bullet point list, It's called a fucking shift key quote does not contain a period on the end of it.

haha just fucking with you, as for the quota shit I'm not sure about big cities but here in Canada in these small town in which I live the answer is yes they do have quota's to meet at the end of the month you gotta watch your ass around those times.
 
bb_wolfe said:
Considering standard commercial tires tend to fail around 150mph, I gotta call bullshit on this one!
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I can validate this when I got my new truck a few years back I was trying to see how fast I could get it going at 195km/hour it started to get extremely touchy (vehicle was too high and too light for those speeds) so I said ok maybe its time to slow down a bit so I let off the gas to slow down nice and easy and at 160km/hour one of my back tires blew the fuck up.

You know how hard it is to control a vehicle at 160km per hour with no back tire, every time you even think about touching those breaks your about to go sideways.

But I did manage to get it pulled over to see what was left of the tire smoking like a mother fucker (The entire fucking sidewall blew up).

Its all good though I spent $800 on new tires and got lifetime warrenty, they can blow up all they want now.
 
Jeff-DBA said:
Heres how the scoring went:

Cop - 1; Me - 1 = Tie
Cop - 1; Me - 1 = Tie
Cop - 1; Me - 1 = Tie
Stamina: Me - 1; Cop - 0 = +1 Me
High? Me - 1; Cop - 0 = +1 Me
Time wasted: Cop - 1; Me = 0 = + 1 Me
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One plus two plus two plus one.
Uh-uh. There was only one shot that got the chandelier, so that's one plus two plus ONE plus one.
Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus two plus one plus one.
Okay, fine. One plus two plus one.
 
turbolapp said:
One plus two plus two plus one.
Uh-uh. There was only one shot that got the chandelier, so that's one plus two plus ONE plus one.
Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus two plus one plus one.
Okay, fine. One plus two plus one.
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Now turbo is blazed...right BB?
 
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