Put me to Work! If I Don't Move by Friday I'll Kill My Landlady!

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deniseg

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I don't know much techie stuff to make money the blackhat way, so I am hiring myself out to write articles, post comments, market your site, create blogs or blog posts, social network posting, whatever you need done this week, hire me!

I am dependable and do quality work, and if I don't get out of this place, (I rent a room from a psycho) I can't be responsible for what will happen. I am already having fantasies of my very first murder and how it would be done and how to cover my tracks. I've never thought about stuff like this before and it's pretty unnerving (I really wouldn't kill her, but I sure need to get out of here!)

I need to make $700 by the weekend. I will work 16 hours a day between then and now if that's what it takes. You can check me out on Google, PM for name, ten pages or so of successful publication and also I have kept my eight blogs on the first pages of Google for two years.

I am also all ears if you have a way I can make money that doesn't involve code, files, etc. (I don't even know how to put a link on a You Tube video)

Don't call me dumb, just help out, ok? Maybe you'll need the favor returned someday.

However, by hiring me you are doing yourself a favor too because the rates will be cheap, since of course I am desperate.
 


If you're having any trouble finding work, you should offer a couple freebies or discounted articles here just to get feedback from the community. That's what I did when I first started writing, and it really helps a lot.
 
lol, thanks, man.

Ok, you guys are really the best. I am more than halfway there! I went and paid a deposit on an apartment TODAY! One bedroom, brand new carpet, killer tiles in the kitchen and bathroom, huge rooms, $625 all bills paid. I told her I was moving as soon as I could. She said if I had the money she would let me move in right then, because she liked me! (sounds like Sally Field)

One more good push, a whole day of work tomorrow and I think I will be moving Thursday.

Anybody need articles written, the more the better, give me what you got!

Thank you, thank you very much.

Yes, I am a nut, and I like it that way. :rasta:
 
Nice pitch. PM sent. On the site feel free to just create an account and pm me back with your username and paypal address.
 
Just got my articles from Denise. They were delivered quickly and were exactly what I was looking for. There were no typos and everything flows really nice. Thanks Denise! Will be using you again for sure. :)
 
If you really are into killing, I may have some work for you. No questions asked, no evidence left behind, and no trails leading back to me.
 
I have left you a message, Volume 10. I am at the library. They haven't hooked up my internet. I will have your articles asap. this is not standard behavior for me, I am usually always on time.

Uh, Deliguy, I wrote one article on your site and I haven't received payment yet, so.....I thought I'd wait and see before I wrote any more.
 
I have left you a message, Volume 10. I am at the library. They haven't hooked up my internet. I will have your articles asap. this is not standard behavior for me, I am usually always on time.

Uh, Deliguy, I wrote one article on your site and I haven't received payment yet, so.....I thought I'd wait and see before I wrote any more.
Sorry for the misunderstanding. I sent your payment +$1. I thought we had the understanding that you were going to write as many as you'd like and whenever you wanted payment you'd pm me and I'd send you the sum. I didn't know you were going to write just one then wait 10 days for me to send you the few bucks for it before writing another without telling me. I'm wanting in the range of like 300+ articles and paying at the very least every 10. 5 at a time if I'm sympathizing with the person's financial situation. One at a time with no contact between blows and is downright annoying.

Sorry not really worth my time to play monkey with paypal article by article. You can cancel my order. If there's any other writers wanting this job please pm me.
 
Sorry not really worth my time to play monkey with paypal article by article. You can cancel my order. If there's any other writers wanting this job please pm me.

Seems a bit harsh since it was an admitted misunderstanding on both your parts. Perhaps she's willing to do batch orders if that's clear up front. Sounds like a good writer and you sound like a solid buyer. Hope something can work out.

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