Quize to keep you thinking , what would you choose lolz

[liesnillusions]

i wonder what kind of vicious animals we're talking about on this island though.

if its any large cat its doubtful i could kill more then 2 without getting wounded enough to be defenseless for a while.

first priority with option C would be to build a fence surrounding your weed bunker.

option A just sounds so greedy and materialist.

C is who i am on the inside.

 

[thehobbster]

The Option includes a gun (Which they are afraid of) and tons of Liquor (Which is controlled by the gun.) If you can't figure out how to make a lesbian do your dirty bidding with both of those, then I definitely feel option A is not right for you.


I don't think the author was talking about Bunnies.

Tigers and Baboons are more likely what you'd find in a place with 2 seasons like described... & For that no pointy sticks are going to do. Nor the knives, really.

So you want to rape the lesbian? lol

 

[Okard]

A. Sucks because lesbians are annoying as fuck, gun is great for food but what's on this island that I NEED it for protection, fucking raptors? gold coins are cool but if you market your story right you could become a mini celebrity and milk the hell out of that once home.

B. My choice. Have her learn to fish while I start building tools/shelter (no worries I played minecraft). "probably dtf" eh I don't think you can be stranded for that long with 1 other person and not start fucking, it's human nature. The worries of society will be gone so once all the basic needs like sex, food and water are all easily obtainable I can just chill the fuck out and spend 20 years building shit with my hands, like a fucking awesome treehouse!

C. Pretty cool, get off 8 years early and smoke for 12 but I'm 20... I'd go insane without pussy.


Edit: Tigers and baboons huh.. Well okay I can see how a gun would be good, I'm still not feeling A though. lol

 

[thehobbster]

...like a fucking awesome treehouse!

You could build the most intricate Swiss family robinson treehouse. That would keep you out of most danger from animals right there.

 

[potentialeight]

How are options B & C attractive to anyone?

B: You die, b/c you have nothing to defend yourself with at all.
C: You can only fuck a dog.

A: You get to survive and fuck a hottie (Assuming she's either scared of the gun or can be tempted with alcohol) and someone even does the fishing for you. Sheesh what an easy question.

@bold, not true. Also remember that 300 rounds isn't going to last 20 years.

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[-joe-]

B. 300 rounds won't last too long, and it's possible (depending on the size of the island) to kill all the animals you'd want to eat, so they're wiped off the island. You're not gonna fish all the fish out of the sea though.

Although, personally, I know it's not an option, but I'd take C if I could swap the knife + dogs for one of the girls. You could make a fishing net + rod yourself.

 

[lukep]

You could build the most intricate Swiss family robinson treehouse. That would keep you out of most danger from animals right there.

You can do this on all three answers, so it is a neutral factor.

@bold, not true. Also remember that 300 rounds isn't going to last 20 years.

Bold is true unless you think you can take a 300 LB Bengal tiger in stick to fang combat...

300 Rounds could last you 20 years when you do things like the swiss Robinson treehouse to protect your camp. You'd likely only need it when venturing out of your encampment of some kind to find some kinds of food or to explore.

B...it's possible (depending on the size of the island) to kill all the animals you'd want to eat, so they're wiped off the island. You're not gonna fish all the fish out of the sea though.

I wouldn't ever waste a bullet on anything but protection... If you get tired of eating seafood and coconuts, clearly you need to learn to Trap other game.

Although, personally, I know it's not an option, but I'd take C if I could swap the knife + dogs for one of the girls. You could make a fishing net + rod yourself.

Not bad but you're still tiger food.

 

[andyk]

A.. two pairs of extra hands to help out; a gun to protect myself from wild animals if necessary; $10M when I escape

Not B.. don't want to help deliver a baby in a deserted island with no medical assistance

Could probably live with C as well, but I like my chances with A.

 

[gump87]

Not bad but you're still tiger food.

On option C you have that shelter though and if that can't withstand the the tiger, then i am sure you could build a barricade easy enough.

I would choose option C, but what I don't think most people realize is those dogs are puppies. what the hell are some puppies going to do against a tiger?

Now to my reason of choosing option C besides having something to "burn". If the boat takes 12 years to repair (20 years - 8 years early) then that is a huge fucking boat. You don't need massive boat meant for lots of people to get one person off the island. Simply salvage everything you need from the huge boat to build a small boat that is only big enough for you and the dogs and is safe enough to make the voyage. This could easily be done in 1 year or less. If you are really ballsy you could even make a raft in 1 month or less, but if you run into some bad weather then good luck and hold on tight. Extra wood that you don't need could be used for a barricade for your shelter if you need it or used to help make a makeshift weapon (bow/arrow, spear, etc.) or used to make traps for dangerous animals (think pointy stick pit covered by leaves with tiger bait on top). You can also use the extra wood and rope from the wrecked boat to make a fishing pole. Dogs when they are old enough can be used to help hunt small game and warn you of apex predators. Another good point about the dogs is if you are unlucky and can't find any food for the week you can always eat some of their dog food since they have enough to last 5 years and dogs can eat meat from the game you kill instead if need be. Eating the dog food should be used only when you don't have any food because it won't spoil so it is your emergency food supply.

 

[lukep]

^Not bad, but we don't know if the boat is there all along... It could also ARRIVE or BE FOUND in 12 years, meaning no extra parts for you.

Good point about the dogs; they're tiger food fo shizzle.

I think what I love about this excersize is that different people here are assuming such wildly different things about the OP chart... And showing what is most important to them.

Everyone here picking C is obviously a lover of the leaf. Everyone picking B is scared shitless of being without some decent pussy, and further afraid to take a chance of forcing the cute lezzie to have sex with them.

I still say Option A. All three options are missing something damn important; but if you man the fuck up you can get everything you need with Option A and the other two have impossible-to-fill holes because of no Gun.

 

[liesnillusions]

option A is for pussies who can't knife fight tigers

 

[Okard]

I think what I love about this excersize is that different people here are assuming such wildly different things about the OP chart... And showing what is most important to them.

I'd have to agree. I think everyone has a different opinion on the vicious animals as well as the size of the island which matters a lot. If it's a small island with tons of hungry Bengal tigers hellbent on killing you then you're dead when they go out to hunt, good luck trying to fight off/shoot hungry tigers in the middle of the night with no light. You have to choose C to survive just for the shelter.

I go camping in the woods a lot but have never had a bear go apeshit and try to track me down and kill me, so I guess the vicious animals part didn't register as all that terrible to me. If you can go a few days without pissing off some momma animal then you should be able to get a decent structure together, that with fire I'd think would be enough to keep animals in their place.