Remind me to NEVER go to Australia

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Thousands of spiders blanket Australian farm after escaping flood | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News

 

[kamired2]

just a reminder:

never go to australia

 

[ANOMOANON]

interesting

 

[(O_o)]

inb4 tencent

 

[prince]

 

[nickCR]

Gold Coast....

 

[MyOwnDemon]

Holy shit.

Haha, damn. Start slangin those exterimantor leads to australian traffic.

 

[everlonglp3]

Sounds like a good time. I may have to get a ticket..

 

[Kerkat]

If the spider don't get you the snakes will. Or the crocs or jellyfish or even the kangaroos.

 

[MisterSinister]

Sounds like a shithole, looks like a shithole, probably smells like one too.

 

[tonymontana]

Sounds like a shithole, looks like a shithole, probably smells like one too.

So basically, Australia is the equivalent of your mother?

BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN

 

[Izaya]

Dude. Everything in Australia can and will kill you if given the chance. The only people that can live in Australia are badass mofos that can handle all those dangerous creatures.

 

[sumitdhawan]

Hello friend,

If you no go Australia where else can you go ride kangaroo?

Good luck bro

 

[tonymontana]

Hello friend,

If you no go Australia where else can you go ride kangaroo?

Good luck bro

Hahhahahahahahahhahahahaa.

 

[Gooddeal]

Yeah. Do not come here, we are doing just fine and we are full.

 

[Bench]

NEVER GO TO AU!!!

Those spiders will eat you for they breakfast !

 

[fknfny]

In Australia, you need to watch out for Drop Bears more than the snakes, spiders, sharks, dinosaurs, Dame Edna's....

 

[mx=headroom]

How's it even possible to get to Aus when you never leave your mom's basement?

 

[tencentpiece]

P.S, you are a pussy.

 

[Yuma504]

P.S, you are a pussy.

BUT REMEMBER: If you liberally apply "Vegimite" to your asscrack and the top of your head, this will repel Dropbears. Worked for me like a charm last summer when I was in Australia.