Rick Santorum is going to be at a restaurant 5mins from me next wk - how to troll?
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Congrats on making the threat list. You'll probably be spending that day in the back of a cop car 100 miles away.
fuck subtle. make a bunch of signs defining santorum and tack them to telephone polls near the restaurant.
I'm already on some government shit list apparently for buying Zyrtec-D more than once per month, apparently allergies = meth even though I get a prescription waiver
First let me just say for the record: Santorum's Campaign is in a state of full-on self-destruct. It would have lasted longer if he didn't bring so much attention to himself in Iowa, but soon his goose will be cooked and nothing you can do will matter.
Having said that, this is such a juicy opportunity for fun that I've got to throw an idea or two in the ring...
1. The obvious: Dress normally, but hide a fold-out sign on yourself and get near the cameras. When it's time, whip out your impossibly-hard-to-ignore "google santorum" sign and expose as many as you can to the concept of ass froth.
2. The obnoxious: Get near the stage or at least somewhere that both cameras and Santorum can both hear you and be ready to Jeer. Wait for him to finish a sentence about something regarding race or homosexuals somehow, and shout out the appropriate jeer inbetween. Egg on the crowd.
3. The Stinky: It never fails to surprise me why Stink bombs aren't employed more in politics. In many gas stations and prank stores like Spencer gifts you can find $5 stink bombs in packs of three or so fragile glass vials. Get close to the stage and during his speech drop a couple near his podium. Those things are EVIL. I guaran-fucking-tee you that the crowd will noisily push away from the stage as if godzilla himself just farted through scrotorum's mouth.
...And don't they say that smell is the sense most strongly linked to memory? Between the butt froth and this ass smell, santorum's fate will be written in stone forever.
Having said that, this is such a juicy opportunity for fun that I've got to throw an idea or two in the ring...
1. The obvious: Dress normally, but hide a fold-out sign on yourself and get near the cameras. When it's time, whip out your impossibly-hard-to-ignore "google santorum" sign and expose as many as you can to the concept of ass froth.
2. The obnoxious: Get near the stage or at least somewhere that both cameras and Santorum can both hear you and be ready to Jeer. Wait for him to finish a sentence about something regarding race or homosexuals somehow, and shout out the appropriate jeer inbetween. Egg on the crowd.
3. The Stinky: It never fails to surprise me why Stink bombs aren't employed more in politics. In many gas stations and prank stores like Spencer gifts you can find $5 stink bombs in packs of three or so fragile glass vials. Get close to the stage and during his speech drop a couple near his podium. Those things are EVIL. I guaran-fucking-tee you that the crowd will noisily push away from the stage as if godzilla himself just farted through scrotorum's mouth.
...And don't they say that smell is the sense most strongly linked to memory? Between the butt froth and this ass smell, santorum's fate will be written in stone forever.
Fake a press pass and ask him the hardest questions you can on past corruption scandals, and get it on camera. By far the most valuable thing you can do in this kind of situation.
If you just want to troll then start with something serious and real and then segway into something made up and awful.
If you have nerve a sign that reads 'SANTORUM SUCKED MY COCK FOR BLOW IN 2007' will turn some heads. Gotta play the part though, dress appropriately and act serious.
Then there's always the message on the back of the hand. Write 'RON PAUL' on the back of your right hand, make sure a cameraman is on your right, shake hands with him while you're both looking to the camera. A guy like him is a complete puppet and used to being directed so if you have decent nlp you should be able to cue him to look to the camera if you can get near him.
If you just want to troll then start with something serious and real and then segway into something made up and awful.
If you have nerve a sign that reads 'SANTORUM SUCKED MY COCK FOR BLOW IN 2007' will turn some heads. Gotta play the part though, dress appropriately and act serious.
Then there's always the message on the back of the hand. Write 'RON PAUL' on the back of your right hand, make sure a cameraman is on your right, shake hands with him while you're both looking to the camera. A guy like him is a complete puppet and used to being directed so if you have decent nlp you should be able to cue him to look to the camera if you can get near him.
WE HAVE A WINNER!!! LULZ!!! :fart: :bootyshake::fart:3. The Stinky: It never fails to surprise me why Stink bombs aren't employed more in politics. In many gas stations and prank stores like Spencer gifts you can find $5 stink bombs in packs of three or so fragile glass vials. Get close to the stage and during his speech drop a couple near his podium. Those things are EVIL. I guaran-fucking-tee you that the crowd will noisily push away from the stage as if godzilla himself just farted through scrotorum's mouth.
...And don't they say that smell is the sense most strongly linked to memory? Between the butt froth and this ass smell, santorum's fate will be written in stone forever.
