Rockstar: Relax - who tried it?

[Dresden14]

So when I walk into the stores, theres literally an assload of energy drinks. I rarely get them, as it tends to fuck me off pretty good. Anyhow, I bought 2 rockstars for $3.00 and it's this "rockstar relax". Aparently it has no caffein and it's filled with bullshit to calm your ass down.

Anyone try it? Ingredients look safe/legit.

Rockstar Energy Drink: Products > Rockstar Relax

 

[than_west]

There are a million ways to relax. I trust the Rockstar corporation to package it up to me in a bottle for $3.00.
I can't be bothered with naps, deep breaths or fresh air.
I have indebted minority clients to bill.

 

[cantstop01]

There are a million ways to relax. I trust the Rockstar corporation to package it up to me in a bottle for $3.00.
I can't be bothered with naps, deep breaths or fresh air.
I have indebted minority clients to bill.

Marketers love you.

Seriously though, so much truth. You can sell people anything these days.

 

[lose lose win]

I drank two and shit myself.

 

[pinchyfingers]

Passion flower and chamomile does the trick. How does it taste?

 

[than_west]

I drank one, operated heavy machinery and killed my colleagues*


*fiction

 

[Dresden14]

yeah i banged out that one can, nada.... gonna hit another one here in a minute. @ than west; deep breaths, or other nonsense physco babel don't work when dealing with the levels of stress I deal with daily.

 

[Deliguy]

I tried one of the rockstar relax shots. Knocked me out cold

 

[SkyFire]

deep breaths, or other nonsense physco babel don't work when dealing with the levels of stress I deal with daily.

 

[avatar33]

Chamomille and passionflower? muahahaha that's for pussy stress.

If you got real stress, try some Kava. It's this herb from the pacific islands that gives you the same buzz as if you had 3-4 glasses of wine. No hangover the next day either.

 

[mpbiz]

deep breaths, or other nonsense physco babel don't work when dealing with the levels of stress I deal with daily.

Seems to be working for some of the world's wealthiest and busiest men.

 

[Aznxmtg]

They found a way to put weed legally in a can?

 

[stick2Herbs]

So when I walk into the stores, theres literally an assload of energy drinks. I rarely get them, as it tends to fuck me off pretty good. Anyhow, I bought 2 rockstars for $3.00 and it's this "rockstar relax". Aparently it has no caffein and it's filled with bullshit to calm your ass down.

Anyone try it? Ingredients look safe/legit.

Rockstar Energy Drink: Products > Rockstar Relax

Bro, just have a joint, guaranteed to work better and probably healthier. And by bro I mean never my bro, fucking faggot.

 

[than_west]

yeah i banged out that one can, nada.... gonna hit another one here in a minute. @ than west; deep breaths, or other nonsense physco babel don't work when dealing with the levels of stress I deal with daily.

:eek7: Why are you using empty Monster cans as fleshlights?

 

[Dresden14]

Chamomille and passionflower? muahahaha that's for pussy stress.

If you got real stress, try some Kava. It's this herb from the pacific islands that gives you the same buzz as if you had 3-4 glasses of wine. No hangover the next day either.

Never tried kava, ill buy it now. Is it safe/legit? Any specific brand/make/etc?

Seems to be working for some of the world's wealthiest and busiest men.

^^^ this guy

Bro, just have a joint, guaranteed to work better and probably healthier. And by bro I mean never my bro, fucking faggot.

Never smoked weed in my life, weird eh? Seeing most do it... I can see the stupidity in people who smoke though, so I can see why the government bans it despite peoples arguments.

 

[jasonstate]

Probably you should do it.

 

[cougarclaws]

Purple Stuff put my ass to sleep at 4PM

 

[WickedJoe]

Exercise

 

[eliquid]

Things that make me sleepy:

1. The golden girls reruns

2. busting a nut

3. wine

4. big meals

5. being in the warm sun

6. white noise

 

[stack paper]