Rough sex may break your rod



Wow, this has nothing to do with a chick being fat.

What happens when someone "fractures" a penis is that is is bent too far while being erect. For example: you boytoy sitting on it.

The "fracture" is an injury of the spongy tissue filled with blood in an erection.
The blood flows out into the rest of the penis.

Result:
Penis that looks like a red and blue and black kiwi. Lots of pain.

Penile fracture - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Stop messing my trolling bro.
 
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mental notes of everyone who seems shocked by this.

will help me easily determine who is only pretending to be an ass getting frat boy in future threads.

If you didn't know you could fracture your penis, you're either a virgin or a teenager (or both).
 
LOL pretty easy to do actually and not nice to recover from although his was fairly extreme...normally its just tissue bruising
 
My business partner personally knows Ray. He was (is) a co-owner of Tiger Muay Thai. Ray's a good guy from what I hear and I wouldn't wish this shit on anyone. I have seen the pics and they are fucking horrible.
 
Former Ultimate Fighter hopeful Ray Elbe didn't make it as a UFC fighter, but made headlines this week after revealing he had sustained a broken penis during sex with his girlfriend
Mixed martial arts fighters are used to dealing with pain, but for former Ultimate Fighter hopeful Ray Elbe, he had no choice but to tap out to the most painful experience of his life after breaking his penis.

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Elbe had previously come close to making a name for himself in the UFC's reality TV show, The Ultimate Fighter, but lost out in the preliminary bouts to decide the season's housemates in 2009.

Unfortunately for him, Elbe has now hit the headlines for rather less pleasant reasons, after sustaining a broken penis while having sex with his girlfriend while in Malaysia on December 3.

Incredibly, Elbe has not only gone public with the painful and harrowing story, he's taken to YouTube to give a first-hand account of his injury.

In a self-posted video that is not recommended for those with a delicate disposition, Elbe explained - in surprisingly matter-of-fact tone - what happened.

"I was having intercourse with my girlfriend... and ended up breaking - fracturing - my penis bone. It's actually possible guys."

He revealed the injury caused intense bleeding and led to him passing out from the pain.

He was rushed to hospital for emergency surgery which, thankfully for Elbe, was declared a success.

"The doctor expects a full recovery... keeping it safe doesn't mean just wearing a condom!"

On his personal blog, Elbe also explained why he went public with his injury.

"The biggest problem people suffering from this medical emergency encounter is not immediately seeking medical attention, usually due to the same emotions I initially felt about the accident," Elbe explained.

"Life is about growing as a person, learning from past experiences - something I take great devotion in trying to do with each opportunity.

"I hope my story helps someone with a similar injury in some way…as this experience is truly something you would never wish on anyone lol.

"To any bitter ex-girlfriends still stalking the blog… smile today as whatever Karma you felt was deserved has been dealt... lol.

"Moving forward, I am so appreciative that the women I love has been by my side this entire process - and I honestly hope no one reading this ever suffers the same injury."

Warning: This video contains no graphic imagery, but is not for the faint of heart


MMA fighter @rayelbe discusses Penile (penis) fracture in Malaysia - YouTube


Broken penis: MMA fighter Ray Elbe discusses "most unimaginable" injury ever - Mirror Online
 
Dennis Rodman fractured his penis three times. Its always a concern in the back of my mind about fracturing my penis when having sex. Lastly she promised him a threesome with another female after he healed
 
If you're not close to fracturing it each time, you can be sure your girl is out while you're at work finding someone who is.

Good luck betas.