should I masturbate on the balcony

[nugget]

I am contemplating this option right now, because this girl is asleep in my apartment.

the best possible solution to this dilemma that came to my mind so far is running inside pre-cum and then cum on her face for maximum weirdness.

please help.

 

[hellblazer]

"And if thine penis offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with no penis, rather than having one penis to be cast into hell fire." - Matthew 18:9

 

[pewep]

"And if thine penis offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with no penis, rather than having one penis to be cast into hell fire." - Matthew 18:9

If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her; Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city. Deuteronomy 22:23-24

 

[infoslob]

please help.

Jump.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

I am contemplating this option right now, because this girl is asleep in my apartment.

the best possible solution to this dilemma that came to my mind so far is running inside pre-cum and then cum on her face for maximum weirdness.

please help.

I've masturbated on a balcony before, and it's one of the most exhilarating experiences of my life. I encourage you to do it. It's even better when a neighbor sees you.

Do not cum on her face without her permission - that is rude and inconsiderate.

 

[bodiddley]

Don't forget the POV cam

and the heavy breathing

 

[samgeneric]

TL;DR

Yes.

 

[m0rtal]

I am contemplating this option right now, because this girl is asleep in my apartment.

Meanwhile at OPs apartment...

 

[bodiddley]

^^Way to kill the thread doofus

 

[Dwight Schrute]

 

[pewep]

He's a power bottom for sure.

 

[m0rtal]

^^Way to kill the thread doofus

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7AqLWsvDWI]Do you even Wickedfire? - YouTube[/ame]

 

[samgeneric]

Do you even Wickedfire? - YouTube

That ruined my night. I can't unsee that.

 

[Suddenly_Ass]

Why not.

 

[jryan21]

 

[crackp0t]

If you were a man you'd just go in there and slap her. Then after you slapped her you'd fuck her until she forgot she was just slapped.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

 

[mattseh]

I am contemplating this option right now, because this girl is asleep in my apartment.

the best possible solution to this dilemma that came to my mind so far is running inside pre-cum and then cum on her face for maximum weirdness.

please help.

BACK TO THE CLUB, YOU

 

[JustLloyd]

this girl is asleep in my apartment....
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsCAy9ErdKY]Beck- Loser - YouTube[/ame]

 

[nugget]

op is a faggot.

penis too small to penetrate her properly. that's probably the cause of the sad face. what else could upset a person so much?