Damn right they should. They're using up twice the space, and burning twice the fuel. I know I'm contradicting myself, but meh. Being male or female isn't something you can control.
Should Men Pay More To Eat?
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Damn right they should. They're using up twice the space, and burning twice the fuel. I know I'm contradicting myself, but meh. Being male or female isn't something you can control.
I think men should pay more because they don't have vaginas, and and are less emotional than women. Therefore, women are better and more pretty and have more feelings, so they should pay less.
Jake, did a woman break your heart at one point? I sense a lot of aggression and detect your subtle disdain for the opposite sex. Have you considered sensitivity seminars? PM me for more info.
Jake, did a woman break your heart at one point? I sense a lot of aggression and detect your subtle disdain for the opposite sex. Have you considered sensitivity seminars? PM me for more info.
This isn't true. I live in Ohio, where the fat people roam like buffalo. I have a friend who is over 300lbs., I'm about 160lbs.
Me and this dude used to hang out and smoke weed a lot. We'd order pizzas. I could eat about half a large pizza by myself and I'd be stuffed. My friend could eat a whole large pizza by himself, some chicken wings and sometimes breadsticks too. Not to mention he'd down a 2 liter of cocacola.
If I tried to eat that much at once I would have to go to the hospital.
LOL @ Men paying a premium for being men.
Reality is men are going to end up paying the bill for the woman too.
Reality is men are going to end up paying the bill for the woman too.
I said often. Some of the best competition eaters are skinny rails.
For a discount at the buffet? That's a bit extreme.
It's bad enough that when guys go into a store, they put all the shit we need in the furthest reaches of the front door. Leave us the fuck alone already...who the fuck eats at buffets anyways?
Charging based on consumption isn't a new idea. It's called every other kind of restaurant that isn't an all-you-can-eat-buffet. Why the fuck would you run a buffet if you're going to charge by consumption anyway? Open a fucking a la carte then.
If I owned a buffet, I'd charge every motherfucker by the pound.
Weigh 'em in, weigh 'em out, restrooms on the other side of the cash register.
Weigh 'em in, weigh 'em out, restrooms on the other side of the cash register.
I think those competitive eaters are freaks though... heard a lot of em go vomit it all up after those competitions.
There's no science that says skinny people have larger stomach volumes. There's a theory put forth by competitive eaters that too much belly fat hinders the stomach from expanding as quickly as a skinny guy with little or no belly fat. But that really only matters if you're counting seconds in a competition.
Also, it's more to do with technique. The competitive eaters practice to stretch their stomach out beforehand. Stuff like this:
I'm pretty baked, so I actually looked this shit up lol.
Anyway, my point is fat people regularly stretch their stomachs to larger volumes than thinner people who normally eat smaller portions. Often times the fat guy can eat more than the skinny one because of this.
The Bonfire in Ocean City, MD brings those suckers out every 10 minutes. It. Was. AWESOME.
Jake, did a woman break your heart at one point? I sense a lot of aggression and detect your subtle disdain for the opposite sex. Have you considered sensitivity seminars? PM me for more info.
Even when I was spending a lot of time with women, I wasn't the relationship type. Nor have I ever been emotional. That's probably why I've never had my heart broken. I don't relate to the experience. It seems alien to me.
I have no aggressive nor misogynistic feelings toward women at all. I just don't want anything from them. Once you're no longer enamored by their beauty, breasts, and vaginas, the mystique that surrounds women evaporates. And their core is usually appealing - at least to me. Women tend to be loud, narcissistic, and manipulative. They're also emotional, which makes them unpredictable, a trait I consider to be a liability when I'm exposed to it.
None of those things add to my life. They detract from it.
I have no aggression toward women; I just keep my distance from most of them. A lot of guys - and definitely a lot of women - think guys like me "just haven't met the right girls."
But it's untrue. I've met them all.
I'm unimpressed.
"I've met them all" is exactly what you'd expect someone who hasn't yet met the right girl to say.
My wife is the only woman I've ever met who I'd ever even consider marrying. Luckily, you only really need one. Unless you're a Mormon.