Shout out to all the DILFs

[bauss]

That is all.

 

[dreamache]

I told my 3 yr old "Today's fathers day, I'm your father.", "No, you're my daddy.", "A daddy and a father are the same thing..", "No, you're daddy."

Fine.

Edit: I'd like to share a piece of useful advice to the fathers out there who'll inevitably run into the "Why" phase.. After you answer a couple "why"'s and it starts entering that deep philosophical stage of the process where your answers involve the universe and existence, just respond with "Why not?" - Seems to curtail any future why's.

 

[erect]

Edit: I'd like to share a piece of useful advice to the fathers out there who'll inevitably run into the "Why" phase.. After you answer a couple "why"'s and it starts entering that deep philosophical stage of the process where your answers involve the universe and existence, just respond with "Why not?" - Seems to curtail any future why's.

I tended to make up crazy shit for the answers after tier 2. You can't go wrong teaching your kid about sarcasm at a young age.

 

[BabyGotBacklink]

Happy Father's Day WF!! To all the brilliant, hardworking WF dads hustling to bring home the turkey bacon: This beer's for you! (not budlight, I don't live in a trailer)

 

[Firelead]

I told my 3 yr old "Today's fathers day, I'm your father.", "No, you're my daddy.", "A daddy and a father are the same thing..", "No, you're daddy."

Fine.

Edit: I'd like to share a piece of useful advice to the fathers out there who'll inevitably run into the "Why" phase.. After you answer a couple "why"'s and it starts entering that deep philosophical stage of the process where your answers involve the universe and existence, just respond with "Why not?" - Seems to curtail any future why's.

Like this:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJlV49RDlLE]Louis CK - Why? (on parenting, kids, and questions) - YouTube[/ame]

 

[schockergd]

Kids have a short attention span. However many times they ask I always give them a clear answer regardless of how complex it is.

It's amazing what my kids are saying at such a young age. My 3 year old is reading Dr Seuss books mostly by herself. Not reading from memory (Repeating what I or my wife say, but because she can actually read).

 

[babylonian]

It's amazing what my kids are saying at such a young age. My 3 year old is reading Dr Seuss books mostly by herself. Not reading from memory (Repeating what I or my wife say, but because she can actually read).

Ask her WHY??

 

[SkyFire]

I tended to make up crazy shit for the answers after tier 2. You can't go wrong teaching your kid about sarcasm at a young age.

Turns out you can. I did that, and now my six year old can fucking deadpan anything, and often leaves everyone on edge.

Me: did you look both ways before you crossed?

Him: No.

Me: Why not?

Him: I was trying to get hit by a bus.

[awkward pause]

Him: Just kidding, I did, I left my bike in the neighbors yard had to get it.


Fucking little asshole.

I'm SO PROUD. lolz

 

[~~@~~]

Turns out you can. I did that, and now my six year old can fucking deadpan anything, and often leaves everyone on edge.

Me: did you look both ways before you crossed?

Him: No.

Me: Why not?

Him: I was trying to get hit by a bus.

[awkward pause]

Him: Just kidding, I did, I left my bike in the neighbors yard had to get it.


Fucking little asshole.

I'm SO PROUD. lolz

My future babies shall have play dates with your kids.