sleep number bed sucks balls

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So I have this $4,000 piece of shit bed, and I just finally admitted to myself after 3 years that it sucks.

anybody else have one of these flaming piles of shit


the problem is that, it is basically an inflatable bed with good marketing:action-:music07:
 


Make a viral video about it. Take it out to the streets and show that bums refuse to even sleep on it. Then have them all piss on it. Then sell it on CL.
 
If your going to buy another bed whatever you do don't let them sell you anything made from memory foam.

This stuff feels like your sleeping on a bunch of poodles tied together.
 
LOL, I'm a FOOL consumer, but I'm also a master marketer at the same time.

guess I get my own medicine.
 
Memory foam is great to have in a mattress, as long as there is a pillow top material between you and the memory foam. Tempurpedic have the best comfort I've ever felt.
 
This is how you get comfort. Get a cheap hard ass regular bed (firm or extra firm) then get a foam topper for it. 4" should do it. So long as you're not too heavy, your ass shouldn't hit the hard bed at night and it will be a wonderful experience. If you're too heavy though or if you skimp on the topper (the topper should be more then the bed was), it's not going to be a good experience. And to the OP, congrats. You just paid shitloads of money for an air bed that you could have got for $50 at WalMart. Wanna adjust the "firmness?" Let some air out. It must feel like camping every day at your house.
 
So I have this $4,000 piece of shit bed, and I just finally admitted to myself after 3 years that it sucks.

anybody else have one of these flaming piles of shit


the problem is that, it is basically an inflatable bed with good marketing:action-:music07:

Those beds suck ass. If I'm not mistaken they have a giant separator down the center of them that makes rolling out of your comfort zone painful, lol.
 
Get a fucking Tempurpedic. My best friend bought a SleepNumber two years after I bought my Tempur. I told him to but the fucking Tempur and he won't regret it. Well, that mother fucker went out and got the SleepNumber because his girlfriend though "Oh this is so cool, we can make each side the super-duper comfy based on what we like." I told him, "Dude, bitches be crazy. It's your money, get with the foam."

He bought the SleepNumber. That was two years ago. Last month, they decided that the SleepNumber sucks donkeydick. He now owns a Tempur and loves it.
 
I've had the Capri which is simmon's version of temperpedic for a year now and I fucking love it. I wake up every morning going "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH" although admitedly it's a little harder to get up in the morning when your so fucking cozy but if you have back problems, a partner (no transference of motion) or just love to melt into a bed when you sleep you should be going with a quality foam mattress. (i said quality, not some knock off crap, it is where you spend 8 hours everyday, remember)