So my rides were trashed last night...
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My dog woulda gone apeshit if someone was fucking with my vehicle out in front of my house. Enough for me to go outside and see wtf is going on
Someone traveled from a mile away to trash your possessions? Cause they're haters? I dunno, man. That's like saying terrorists hate us cause we're free. Have you been making enemies?
I keep cameras all around my house, doorways, garage - and I use my garages. Too many fucking hater peasants mad cuz I'm living their dream.
Gotta agree, get a dog. I can vouch for labs:
Awesome pets, and good guard dogs too. We have a 10 month old lab. Healthy, strong, well taken care of, well fed, and well exercised. Not a chance anyone is going to fuck with anything close to our house.
Only problem is he's still growing up, and recently took it upon himself to protect the entire neighborhood, instead of just our house. A pain, because there's a small shop just beside us, another across the street, a mechanic's shop on the corner, etc. Customer comes by that he doesn't recognize, and he'll bolt out, yelling at them with a vengeance. Great dog, good heart, and I don't think would ever bite anyone, but definitely does a good job of scaring everyone. I wish he'd just stick to protecting the house, and not worry about the 300m radius he's got going.
Awesome pets, and good guard dogs too. We have a 10 month old lab. Healthy, strong, well taken care of, well fed, and well exercised. Not a chance anyone is going to fuck with anything close to our house.
Only problem is he's still growing up, and recently took it upon himself to protect the entire neighborhood, instead of just our house. A pain, because there's a small shop just beside us, another across the street, a mechanic's shop on the corner, etc. Customer comes by that he doesn't recognize, and he'll bolt out, yelling at them with a vengeance. Great dog, good heart, and I don't think would ever bite anyone, but definitely does a good job of scaring everyone. I wish he'd just stick to protecting the house, and not worry about the 300m radius he's got going.
Based on these clues:
- Tons of sugar
- Insulin injections
- Prescription for Ibuprofen and Tramadol HCL
- Written address of potential or existing lawyer's office
- Lots of African hair smoothing products
- Microwavable meals
- Lots of Lunchables boxes
- Shops at local Spanish supermarket
- And best of all... a Domino's pizza box with an address...
Out of all those I see maybe two giveaways...the rest seem normal. I don't trash cars and I use sugar, have a friend who is diabetic, love some Ibuprofen after a long night, Tramadol is a script pain killer that ungodly amount of people used to be addicted to (may still be), I have a lawyer, I enjoy the convenience of using a microwave to make my meals sometimes, when I was a child I loved me a lunchable (who didn't?), and sometimes Dominos (or Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, local pizzeria) sounds just right.
The only two I see as any type of suggestion of a bad neighborhood (which is just stereotyping is):
- Spanish supermarket items
- Black haircare products
But I know a lot of Hispanics and Blacks who are insanely nice.
Seous do you use black haircare products on the reg?
Occasionally if I'm trying to maximize my swag when I'm about to drop 5 bags of garbage on a white person's Porsche.
Its probably your neighbors garbage, whats in it probably don't mean nothing. The question you should be asking is which broad you recently "fucked over" who is really upset with the way you handled it? Its definitely someone you know more than likely a woman but who knows, which is why you had that "gut feeling"
well you win the white guilt, non-joke getting, political correct wet blanket award. hold your head up high. you know "insanely nice" minorities and you love hormone and preservative infused "food" and pain killers and live in a great neighborhood in Tuscaloosa (oxymoron?) where everyone sings Cumbaya. sounds about right. thats why i usually take 65 to 85 and avoid to "high road" over there.
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well you win the white guilt, non-joke getting, political correct wet blanket award. hold your head up high. you know "insanely nice" minorities and you love hormone and preservative infused "food" and pain killers and live in a great neighborhood in Tuscaloosa (oxymoron?) where everyone sings Cumbaya. sounds about right. thats why i usually take 65 to 85 and avoid to "high road" over there.
Touche sir
HAHAHA... Hell yeah. My boy in the office next to me heard me bust up at that comment.