So my rides were trashed last night...

man, i just finished a hard days work counting my money, i go outside, and the neighborhood kids are pouring caviar all over my Lamborghini. FML
 


Man that sucks. If I had a Porsche out front, I would consider a 30$ webcam to keep an eye on things. Just a thought.

Since you have an address, why not drive by in your clean Porsche? If you see what could be the culprits, let them smell a bit of German engineering.

Exactly what I was going to say. You can pick up a 5-pack of surveillance cameras that connect via wifi for like $300, just save everything to your PC, no wires.
 
The only two I see as any type of suggestion of a bad neighborhood (which is just stereotyping is):
- Spanish supermarket items
- Black haircare products

But I know a lot of Hispanics and Blacks who are insanely nice.

Maybe in Alabama.

I am Hispanic and live in a suburb which is actually a good area. You definitely need to do more travelling and get rid of that country mentality.
 
You should go introduce yourself to the nice folks down the street and tell them about their trash getting hijacked..

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It was Dodge. Their way of saying "Fuck off Germany."

In the words of the juggernaut "nigga this is a Dodge.."

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11 second quarter mile for a 4 cylinder minivan, faster than a porsche = lol