so the wife decides to go do a photoshoot...

[gdubs12345]

Whose wife is that?

 

[fvaldes]

Bro, your wife is a perfect 10. More weight on her? Are you guys fucking kidding me? Can you even imagine banging her? Women like this are perfect for tossing around a bit and having a good time.

Now, you are either one good looking son of a bitch, have a ton of cash, or are one good looking son of a bitch with a ton of cash. Or you're a fucking troll with a ton of cash. Post a pic so we can tell you it was all your internet monies.

third option son jk

seriously, you take any decent looking girl to a professional photoshoot and youll get results like these most of the time. Photoshop and good lighting can do wonders

 

[fvaldes]

Wanna trade her for a box of Montecristo cigars?

hehehehe, got a ton of those, you have to up the ante!

 

[lschmidt]

Let's see her with wickedfire written across her ass, i.e. "wicked" on the left cheek and "fire" on the right cheek, and then I will believe she is your wife.

And if you are really married to that hot piece of ass, why are you posting on wickedfire when you could be banging your hot wife?

 

[JMan1234]

if i followed that rule id be fucking precious on the regular my nigga!

I don't think you'd be able to bench Precious, no matter how physically strong you are. As you try to lift, your hands and arms, even when fully extended, would just sink in, like goo.

 

[fvaldes]

Let's see her with wickedfire written across her ass, i.e. "wicked" on the left cheek and "fire" on the right cheek, and then I will believe she is your wife.

And if you are really married to that hot piece of ass, why are you posting on wickedfire when you could be banging your hot wife?

Lol sad. Ban?