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wayn3

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its christmas time and my 1k post is near, does anyone want to know anything about anything?

like how to not be fucken stupid? how to perform simple calculations (+,-,*,/,%)? complete cooking system? how to give a decent massage? anything about physics, mathematics or science in general (not talking to you, mr. pretengineer), youre welcome. whatever you want to learn, im probably already better at it than you might ever be.

feel free to make some bimbo tags. :321:
 


theyre be no difference

not sure i want to educate someone whos got a stick so wide up his ass a couple apostrophes make a difference to him.
 
As far as online marketing, any skill that you have that you think would be worth mentioning to those who actually want to learn something new, would love to hear it
 
Yeah I've got one for you.

Please explain to me why Jenna Marbles is so incredibly popular, despite being ugly, not particularly intelligent and not funny [edit: or original].

Your explanation could provide some gold nuggets for people here.
 
Yeah I've got one for you.

Please explain to me why Jenna Marbles is so incredibly popular, despite being ugly, not particularly intelligent and not funny [edit: or original].

Your explanation could provide some gold nuggets for people here.

You call her ugly. Im with you on that one, but most people cant tell beauty from there buttholes.

Intelligent people are never popular.

Shes superficial and cocky about it. 10 seconds in, im already entertained. not that i value the information, but some pretend-hot chick talking about her hair is probably a big help to 30 million schoolgirls trying to be a bit more hollywood.

i know you want me to put that in the context of marketing, but marketing is not the topic of this thread. this board is full of self-absorbed idiots who think theyre "marketing" skills mean shit. im not one of them.

Just wondering what's NSFW about this post?

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thats why you cant have nice things. premature, bro.

teach me how to know when to buy and sell bit coins

everythings been said about those shitty coins. you dont read my posts, you dont get info. buy now, never look back. not investment advice.

inb4 "do you have a position in bitcoin blablablablrfjiegjesirogejaiwo wawa" cry me a river. i dont need them. im rich in spirits.

As far as online marketing, any skill that you have that you think would be worth mentioning to those who actually want to learn something new, would love to hear it

so you could learn about all the wonders the worlds got to offer and you choose online marketing. i rest my case.

It makes you look dumb.

so their youve got a benchmark for how little i care about looking smart.
 
yeah, wayn3, you're so stupid for not conforming.

anyway here's some shit i've always wanted to know about, though i understand the basic ideas behind some of these things, i've never bothered to look them up in detail:

what do you think of the concept of higher education?

do you like tesla?

who do you think was the smartest person to ever walk this earth?

how fast do you die when you take your space suit off in space?

are black holes actual holes? where do things go when they enter one of those?

how is it that we get to talk to people on the other side of the planet instantaneously via mobile phones?

why dont airplanes just suddenly start falling out of the sky? what keeps them in the air?

android vs ios?

can human life be sustained permanently out in space without flying back and forth to earth?

how hard is it to skateboard in san francisco?
 
yeah, wayn3, you're so stupid for not conforming.

I did that before it was cool.

anyway here's some shit i've always wanted to know about, though i understand the basic ideas behind some of these things, i've never bothered to look them up in detail:

quite arrogant, eh.

what do you think of the concept of higher education?

i think that those people who have made it past their teens and are still pretending to not know basic mathematical facts, like the important results of probability theory for example, being cool, are a piss poor excuse for a human being.

the concept of selling higher education to millions of hipster bitches has made a couple guys lots of rich, so i guess its working out for them.

the concept of picking up higher education? that depends on you. do you want to be stupid or not? im not making that call.

do you like tesla?

i dont like the way idiots admire him. what he did isnt magic. its just economically not feasible to give "free energy" to everyone.

who do you think was the smartest person to ever walk this earth?

that would obviously be me.

smart isnt even well defined. do you mean intelligent? knowledgeable? famous for science stuff?

being famous due to science isnt about being good at science. its about graduating from the correct program at the correct time, moving your name on the correct paper.

how fast do you die when you take your space suit off in space?

thats an almost interesting one. youd obviously suffocate but that takes a while.

most people think youd be freezing, but thats not correct. you freeze when you exchange temperature with a colder environment. space doesnt contain lots of particles, so while they might be really cold, they dont cool you down all that much. at least not until youve died of something else.

blood pressure might become a problem, but that would hardly kill you. at least not before the upper bound the suffocation is setting.

how long it takes to actually die from suffocation is your job to google.

are black holes actual holes? where do things go when they enter one of those?

black holes are spacetime singularities. thats all there is to it. what a singularity si cant be explained to someone who knows too little about regular spaces.

a really shitty analogy for what a black hole is can be achieved this way: take a sheet of paper and fold it. then fold it again. at some point you wont be able to fold it anymore. if you now continued folding infinitely more times, youd get a black hole. (yes, really.) its just matter compressed beyond all normal physical limitations. it then seizes to be matter and becomes something we dont know shit about.

things go towards the center but thats not the fancy answer your looking for.

one of the less exotic explanations discussed at the moment would be that a black hole would be the edge of a universe. if that was correct, a black hole would contain a universe and the energy dropping into the hole being responsible for the expansion. but thats cutting edge research/merely proposed bullshit and totally not set in stone. just an idea competing with many different ideas.

how is it that we get to talk to people on the other side of the planet instantaneously via mobile phones?

if by instantaneously you mean "really fast", thats because your voice is translated into electromagnetic waves and those are shot around the globe at the speed of light.

why dont airplanes just suddenly start falling out of the sky? what keeps them in the air?

hydrodynamics suggest that by making the air above the wing less dense than the air below it, you create an upwards force.

inb4 someone tries to disprove me with googled bullshit.

android vs ios?

ass or tits?

can human life be sustained permanently out in space without flying back and forth to earth?

what differentiates our planet from a really sophisticated spaceship?

how hard is it to skateboard in san francisco?

quite unpleasant with all the hipsters telling you that they did that before it was cool.
 
IS CCarter a boy or a girl?

boy

Which member is pewep?

that would be me


angle of the red triangle: 3/8
angle of the blue triangle: 2/5

Can you fold a piece of paper in half more than 7 times?

you cant, but its an engineering problem (forces too big)

Does the Reaper fear Chuck Norris?

if by reaper you mean death, the horseman, then no. he easily makes the top3 in most powerful entities in christian lore.

Feel the enlightenment wash over you bros.

be dead, im free
 
that was sick.

quite arrogant, eh.

no, just fact.

i dont like the way idiots admire him. what he did isnt magic.

lol. they thought it was during his time.

that would obviously be me.

smart isnt even well defined. do you mean intelligent? knowledgeable? famous for science stuff?

unparalleled.

thats an almost interesting one.

now look whos being arrogant.

most people think youd be freezing, but thats not correct. you freeze when you exchange temperature with a colder environment. space doesnt contain lots of particles, so while they might be really cold, they dont cool you down all that much. at least not until youve died of something else.

blood pressure might become a problem, but that would hardly kill you. at least not before the upper bound the suffocation is setting.

how long it takes to actually die from suffocation is your job to google.

yeah my first thought was suffocation. but are there other interesting things in space that could kill you other than a lack of oxygen?

black holes are spacetime singularities. thats all there is to it. what a singularity si cant be explained to someone who knows too little about regular spaces.

a really shitty analogy for what a black hole is can be achieved this way: take a sheet of paper and fold it. then fold it again. at some point you wont be able to fold it anymore. if you now continued folding infinitely more times, youd get a black hole. (yes, really.) its just matter compressed beyond all normal physical limitations. it then seizes to be matter and becomes something we dont know shit about.

things go towards the center but thats not the fancy answer your looking for.

one of the less exotic explanations discussed at the moment would be that a black hole would be the edge of a universe. if that was correct, a black hole would contain a universe and the energy dropping into the hole being responsible for the expansion. but thats cutting edge research/merely proposed bullshit and totally not set in stone. just an idea competing with many different ideas.

the way you describe it with the compressed matter analogy sounds similar to how i understand the big bang theory. do you think that the universe could've been brought into existence as the reverse of a black hole? like not matter compressing itself but expanding from a compressed something. and what could that be