I follow KingsCrushers Youtube chess channel I guess it's a small world there is:
An International Master (IM) named zxcvb
An Internet Marketer (IM) name zxcvb
my wife uses those soap nuts sometimes, not sure if it's from the same company.. they're a pain in my fucking ass though because you have to search for the little package of nuts before you throw the clothes into the dryer from the washer.