SonOfA....

If you can work online and can work from anywhere, San Diego is a hell of a place to be. it was low 70's today and it felt like 80's. My Pineapple plants are fine.
 


We used to be able to leave our plants and old people outside in the winter. It never got cold enough here to worry about. But the past couple of weeks we have had to bring plants inside and cover our old people up.

One way to keep them from freezing is to spray a light mist of water on them. That will cause a thin layer of ice that provides some warmth.

You cover old people in ice? What the fuck?
 
I should post a picture of my pipes outside. Spent the first 3 days of the week south of Houston trying to find insulation for the pipes some previous owner ran along the length of the house on the driveway. I finally gave up and had the two and four-year-old outside "helping" last night in the one hour of daylight I had. I was armed with duct tape, newspaper, plastic bags and neon pool noodles covering pipes. I dare those damn florescent pipes to freeze now. I was like a female McGyver out there, but the job is done and the cold can come now. Well, it's already come, but whatever.
 
Man my neck is burnt to the shit and I have sunglasses burned into my face and a white line in my forearm where my fishing rod was sitting for a few hours out on the boat.

I love a warm new year in the southern hemisphere :)
 
It was snowing quite a bit here in WI and blowing a lot. Something like 10 degrees when I went out to snowblow...it was so cold I put on a sweatshirt.

I shit you not.
 
This is proof global warming is real, didn't any of you ever see The Day after Tomorrow? duh.

I saw Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow.

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What the shit? I thought you guys were ballin outta control. Hawaii in the winters, Colorado (i guess) in the summers. I have a new found loss of respect after hearing how you guys are suffering through minus 50 degree (Kelvin) winters in Branson, Missouri. Move out of the sticks gentlemen.
 
Winter's fine I like winter, but I like it when it's winter in the winter time and not the fucking half a year. This isn't global warming, it's Global Freezing
 
Cold in Osaka too. Somewhere around 0-2 degrees C (don't know Farenheit), but there's no central heating here so I've got on 2 sweaters, with my wall heater cranked and electric heater under my desk warming my legs.
 
Yeah, last night sucked my balls. On my drive home from work, I drove my car into a fucking snow embankment and chipped the fake ass piece of shit Pontiac Grand Am rim right off. I give my car a half a star for snow driving. Can't wait until I get rid of the piece of shit.
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