Speeding Ticket, possible arrest.

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So yesterday, I'm traveling down a not very well known street, in which I have never seen any cops patrolling. The speed limit is 25, and unfortunately I happened to be going 60 when I passed two bike cops. I was pulled over by both officers, one being a Sargent, and was asked for my insurance/registration/drivers license (you know the usual). The police officer asks me to step out of my vehicle as he was going to read me my Miranda rights and impound my vehicle. ( In Nevada, if you are exceeding the speed limit by double, they can and usually will automatically arrest you and impound your vehicle ) So, one of the officers see my criminal justice books setting in the passenger seat of my vehicle and asks if I was going to school for it. I responded yes, I just actually completed my associated degree, and I intend on being a police officer, blah blah. The other cop looked and me and said we've heard this one a time or two, so if you can recite the first 10 amendments (Bill of Rights) I will give you a ticket for 30 in a 25. Well, needless to say, I knew my amendments and was obviously not arrested and received a $67.00 fine. :)


Thank god, I knew my amendments. :bowdown: And if you don't, maybe you should -- it saved my ass. Bill of Rights - Amendments 1-10 of the Constitution

Anyone have a similar story?
 


This one time, I wasn't drunk so I got an expired inspection sticker ticket instead of a DUI ticket at a DUI checkpoint.
 
nickycakes said:
This one time, i didn't have tits so i couldnt get out of parking tickets.

The end.
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Haha, actually tears work much better than tits. Trust me. I've got out of many tickets, this is the first time I actually got one. :(
 
One time, I flashed my tits and got arrested

(story didn't actually happened but pretend it is for the lulz)
 
Back road in a county known for a-hole cops, which I didn't know I was in at the time. I was out there for a conference for work.


Clocked 69 in a 30 (I was about 80ish when he really tried to clock me, thank God it was K band -took the 1.5 sec to lock on).

Supposed to be taken to jail, but wasn't. Could tell it was for quota.

<cakes mode>

The bofu had to eventually go to court. Pussies. Got outta that shit no fine, no points and most importantly - no anal sex. The bofusauce had a kickass lawyer with him that pizzowned the judgeness and BURNED the ticket with his laser eyes.

</cakes>

No shit, no problem. No ticket, no points, no fines, no record - not guilty.
 
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Back road in a county known for a-hole cops, which I didn't know I was in at the time. I was out there for a conference for work.


Clocked 69 in a 30 (I was about 80ish when he really tried to clock me, thank God it was K band -took the 1.5 sec to lock on).

Supposed to be taken to jail, but wasn't. Could tell it was for quota.

<cakes mode>

The bofu had to eventually go to court. Pussies. Got outta that shit no fine, no points and most importantly - no anal sex. The bofusauce had a kickass lawyer with him that pizzowned the judgeness and BURNED the ticket with his laser eyes.

</cakes>

No shit, no problem. No ticket, no points, no fines, no record - not guilty.
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How'd you get out of that? I have to go to court on the 30th for doing 76 in a 55....i just merged on to a state route highway from another highway, which the speed limit was 65 on, and I'm positive there were no posted signs that the speed limit went down to 55. plus, when i was merging, there was traffic coming (this was a two-lane part of the highway), and so I had to speed up to beat them, or else I'd have to slow down to like 25 on an on-ramp, which is bad. State troopers are assholes. He was a rude dick to me. I've gotten pulled over several times by cops and they've always been nice to me, I guess they dont run into 'respectful teenagers' that often. Hell, I was just pulled over for doing donuts on private property (private school) in Feb. and the cop just told me to go home.
 
One time My friend and I were having a few beers in her (stationary) car and a cop pulled in behind us, lights flashing and I told her to take off. We had a little mini police chase and finally we pulled over. They came at us with guns drawn and asked us if we had weapons or drugs in the car. I couldn't remember if alcohol was considered a drug so we paused and finally just said no we have 2 open containers and we were just having a couple of beers and we thought we'd get in trouble so we ran. They told us we were stupid and we agreed and they let us go, no ticket or anything.

Oh and these were female cops. My friends swears they were attracted to her but I'm pretty sure they had the hots for me. :D

Lady cops FTW.
 
one time i got pulled over for speeding (i was fairly drunk.. this is the last time i ever drove drunk too) with a friend in the car. Some asshole was tailgaiting the shit out of me. Usually if im driving with a buzz i drive better then i do sober. but this dude was riding me like a fucking whore.

anyways, 15 minutes later after taking various tests and blowing mega-close to the legal limit... they somehow managed to let us go as long as someone came to pick up the car.

the asshole behind me went to jail.
 
Back in 2001, I got my license suspended for 2 years. Too many tickets. Plus, I lived out in CO in a small town and the local cops had my car memorized. Same cop pulled me over every single time.

DAMN YOU FAST AND THE FURIOUS. DAMN YOU TO HELL.

Haha.
 
Bandit said:
How'd you get out of that? I have to go to court on the 30th for doing 76 in a 55....i just merged on to a state route highway from another highway, which the speed limit was 65 on, and I'm positive there were no posted signs that the speed limit went down to 55. plus, when i was merging, there was traffic coming (this was a two-lane part of the highway), and so I had to speed up to beat them, or else I'd have to slow down to like 25 on an on-ramp, which is bad. State troopers are assholes. He was a rude dick to me. I've gotten pulled over several times by cops and they've always been nice to me, I guess they dont run into 'respectful teenagers' that often. Hell, I was just pulled over for doing donuts on private property (private school) in Feb. and the cop just told me to go home.
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Get a lawyer heh. My lawyer had a good phone book.

All else fails, I can PM you an affiliate link to a "how to get out of speeding tickets" ebook. Mwhaahahahah EBOOK!
 
I'm not sure if I believe this story, the main reason being that I doubt I have ever met a cop that knew the Bill of Rights. In fact many are required to violate at least a few of them as part of their regular job.

Hell maybe they DO know them ( or maybe they don't and the person answering can get away with making up shit) and enjoy violating them. Maybe I just wish they were ignorant rather than blatantly un-American.
 
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