SpiderMan 3: Worst Movie Ever or Just Kind of Shitty?

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Jesus christ, the fact that the venom sploodge turned him into a flaming emo fag, followed by the pelvic thrusting finger pointing montage followed by the Jazz piano dance scene fagotry made me want to steal enough popcorn to recoup my $26 of movie theater spend.
 


Jazz piano dance scene fagotry

Am I the only one who thought they walked into The Mask by accident while watching that scene?

Seriously, this movie was bound to suck in the eyes of most people - it was MEGA hyped ahead of time. Any movie hyped as much as this one for as long as this one was is bound to not meet anyone's expectations. They're just set too high. I'll admit it wasn't as good as 1 & 2, but I was still entertained from start to finish and didn't feel I wasted my cash.

You want to talk about wasting cash - wait for "Live Free or Die Hard" - now THAT'S gonna suck monkey balls.
 
In my opinion...

There were too many stories going on at 1 time. There was a huge lack of character development.

As far as Topher...Huge mistake. They should have used an unknown actor. I am sure that many people, like myself kept saying "Eric, Eric, Eric!" Having been on that 70's show for so long, it will take some serious mold breaking to get out of that role.

Part 4 ...Doc Connors/Lizzard?

-=Chipmunk=-
 
Jesus christ, the fact that the venom sploodge turned him into a flaming emo fag, followed by the pelvic thrusting finger pointing montage followed by the Jazz piano dance scene fagotry made me want to steal enough popcorn to recoup my $26 of movie theater spend.

Perfect review. Couldn't have said it better.
 
The emo guy took all the awards away, he gets the award for the dufus of the year award and Sam Raimi gets all my appreciation for directing such an amazing sequel to the spiderman series. In some scenes i felt like i was watching Wuthering Heights and not a spidy flick. Next time Raimi should make a movie with MJ as the lead actor and Beyonce as the lead lady ;)
 
Next time Raimi should make a movie with MJ as the lead actor and Beyonce as the lead lady
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That would seriously be so awesome. :D
 
Wow.. I'm a big fan but this movie sucked ass... WTF was up with that dancing bullshit.. LOL @ emo Peter Parker....

I sat there for 3 hrs pissed as fuck and my fiance saying "You wanted to come see it... " I wanted to hit something, or smoke something... lol
 
This movie in all has 15 mistakes which have been noticed by people and has been tagged as the movie with the largest number of mistakes by moviemistakes.com,, can you believe that
 
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