SRSLY BIZNEZZ IN VEGAS

Jon

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$100 each from me, for the first 5 guys that show up to the WickedFire mansion party in Vegas on Jan 10th with a mankini and a sign advertising the "dump load here 10 dollazzzz" niche!

Someone tell Tangy that there is a pimp costume contest plz.

No purchase necessary.

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The party is at the Zen Mansion (formerly the Red Rock Mansion) which is like 4 miles from the strip..

The date is Monday - Jan 10th 2011.

The time is 10pm. -- There will be complimentary party bus and limo transportation provided by ECM & WickedFire from the front of the Wynn to and from the joint allllllll niiiiight loooooong....

You have to be a registered WickedFire member to attend (or at least pretend).

Free top shelf alchohol provided with a DJ spinning sick beatz.

20,000 sq foot mansion with an outdoor pool that will only be used by the very drunk.

Please try not to pee in it this time, that's what the bathrooms are for (crazy new concept!!). Also please don't jack the polar bear rug and then wear it as a cloak to a strip club regardless of how many drinks you've had.

Try to behave yourself around the pr0n stars attending. They are people too you know (just really hot and gifted in bed-skillz -- and no they won't sign your Fleshlight).

Don't be a douche.

The party is sponsored by WickedFire, Elite Clicks Media, and "Advertiser X" (look for the blonde guy with the spiky hair and glasses and tell him that the name Advertiser X is really gay, but also thank him for shelling out the funds y0!)
 
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Just to clarify... this is a "mankini"

careys_mankini.jpg


correct?
 

You have to be a registered WickedFire member to attend (or at least pretend).

ok, we have to be registered to attend, but no RSVP list?

this means either
a) you have to pick your avatar out of a list of 50,000 other avatars, then tell them the username that belongs with it

b) the test to be admitted to the cuddle-shuttle (gay webmasters party bus?) will have something to do with not-falling-for-a-dickroll

or c) HELLBLAZER TRIVIA!
 
Now I REALLY wish I didn't live in Florida. If I lived in Vegas, I'd be the one in the mankini, I freaking swear!

Sucks I'm not 21 though :/.