Starting up a bussiness will give somebody 100% profit if they give me $200 today

Aww shit looks like I missed this. Let me know when I can invest. Have $360 ready.

One question: If I invest $360, will I get $720? right?
 


I borrowed money from my grandmother, so I sent you her life savings of $200.
Please please please be legit and don't screw me on this one please!

PS. I hope I'm not too late, my grandma doesn't trust the internetz :( so I had to do a lot of convincing!
 
I know that most people on this thread are joking, but I really think that one or two actually seriously sent this guy money! Please tell me that people on here are not THAT stupid.
 
Hah.

Outthunk all you dummies.

I sent him $500 so I'm first in line to get paid.

Wait after me suckers
 
As someone who has watched every single episode of Dragons Den twice, i would consider myself a pretty savvy business person that knows a thing or two about investing. none of the dragon's as ever been able to negotiate for 100% of a business, usually its around 50% or less, in exchange for a hefty sum of money. at $200 for 100% of his business anyone would be a fool to not go for it.
 
As someone who has watched every single episode of Dragons Den twice, i would consider myself a pretty savvy business person that knows a thing or two about investing. none of the dragon's as ever been able to negotiate for 100% of a business, usually its around 50% or less, in exchange for a hefty sum of money. at $200 for 100% of his business anyone would be a fool to not go for it.

Replace Shark Tank with Dragon's Den and... my thoughts exactly.
 
"I really need it for personal reasons or else bad stuff will happen."


Soooo did the "bad stuff" happen???