TechCrunch Stealth Redesign!!

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ZOMG! REDESIGN BRILLIANCE!! MYSPACE INSPIRED OBVIOUSLY!!!

I think we just found our new redesign inspiration too. Maybe this will make us be liked more, be more famous, and of course, have every 14 yr old skittle gabbing about us on FB and Twatting about us galore.

Take a gander...

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And here's their behind the scenes preview... TechCrunch Redesign Mockup [Do Not Publish] | TechCrunch
 


The secret to a successful design project is to get all team members involved and give everyone a chance to share their ideas about what will make for a good design.

Failure inbound in 3...2...
 
dchuk said:
The secret to a successful design project is to get all team members involved and give everyone a chance to share their ideas about what will make for a good design.

Failure inbound in 3...2...
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Na dude the secret to a successful redesign is to not listen to feedback your beta testers give you
 
<WRONG BUZZER SOUND>

Nope, both of you are mistaken.

The secret to a successful site is to have as many glittery packed gifs and midi music forced play in the background, with a CELEB on the front. Toss in every type of social network sharing option, five hundred ad trackers and two million cookies with only one popunder... and THAT'S A BINGO!

And if you have time, you can always put "-EH" at the end of every keyword so that you can rank like a bandit at the top of Google.ca, since that's where all the real traffic is anyway.

Absolute success, guaranteed.
 
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Jon said:
<WRONG BUZZER SOUND>

Nope, both of you are mistaken.

The secret to a successful site is to have as many glittery packed gifs and midi music forced play in the background, with a CELEB on the front. Toss in every type of social network sharing option, five hundred ad trackers and two million cookies with only one popunder... and THAT'S A BINGO!

And if you have time, you can always put "-EH" at the end of every keyword so that you can rank like a bandit at the top of Google.ca, since that's where all the real traffic is anyway.

Absolute success, guaranteed.
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the midis are key.
 
Jon said:
<WRONG BUZZER SOUND>

Nope, both of you are mistaken.

The secret to a successful site is to have as many glittery packed gifs and midi music forced play in the background, with a CELEB on the front. Toss in every type of social network sharing option, five hundred ad trackers and two million cookies with only one popunder... and THAT'S A BINGO!

And if you have time, you can always put "-EH" at the end of every keyword so that you can rank like a bandit at the top of Google.ca, since that's where all the real traffic is anyway.

Absolute success, guaranteed.
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Am I close?

!@#$!@@@@@@@ MY ISYS PROJECT @@@@@@!%#@!@
 
<insert usual MH comment about responsive design>

I'm fucking upset that I wasted photons clicking on that link actually.
 
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