Thai
- Thread starter Gooddeal
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As I pulled up to the intersection, there was a line of cars backed up at the only stoplight in town. A few cop cars had the intersection blocked off, and there was an ambulance parked on the corner. A little black kid, maybe eight years old, was walking down the sidewalk away from the scene, so I yelled out the window of my truck to ask him what had happened.
"DAT OLD MAN TOLD HIM TO GET DA FUCK OUTTA HIS STO'," he mentioned.
I wasn't sure what he was talking about, so I asked him to elaborate: "Well hey, why is there an ambulance up ahead?"
"NIGGA GOT SHOT."
True story.
"DAT OLD MAN TOLD HIM TO GET DA FUCK OUTTA HIS STO'," he mentioned.
I wasn't sure what he was talking about, so I asked him to elaborate: "Well hey, why is there an ambulance up ahead?"
"NIGGA GOT SHOT."
True story.
Now imagine you'd married a lovely women from your source country. Then she steals all your money from your account, divorces you, takes your children from you 2000 km away and you still have to pay her alimony for the next fifteen years. And now you lay drunk in your empty house (mind you, she took from your house everything, from furniture to the dirty bedsheets while you was at work, so you lay on a bare floor) with mortgage you don't know how to pay, and think about these days you spent with a nice Thai girl in a faraway sunny and warm country.
I don't know why but I started laughing my ass off when I got to "And now you lay drunk in your empty house" and I couldn't stop laughing for about 5 straight minutes and I actually came to tears... then when I finally finished the paragraph it was very enlightening.:thumbsup:
