Thailand Rules [Pic]

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[Andrew Scherer]

Guide to Traveling in the 3rd World for Dummies

 

[dsiomtw]

lukep objects to your calling Thailand a 3rd world country

 

[Affiliatin]

"Anakin Dont go to the dark place, lonely place!"

 

[(O_o)]

I believe I am the master of deflecting prostitutes now. had a bit of practice in the Dominican Republic.

the entry opening lines are "free massage?" and "do you have a cigarette" and from there it quickly goes to "cheapy cheapy" talk. had a spanish guy with me one night to translate with one of the prostitutes. it was $20 USD for a blowjob, $30 for sex, $150 for "all night" which was 12 hours.

lulz

 

[some_guy]

I believe I am the master of deflecting prostitutes now. had a bit of practice in the Dominican Republic.

the entry opening lines are "free massage?" and "do you have a cigarette" and from there it quickly goes to "cheapy cheapy" talk. had a spanish guy with me one night to translate with one of the prostitutes. it was $20 USD for a blowjob, $30 for sex, $150 for "all night" which was 12 hours.

lulz

Getting ripped off fella, unless the prices gone up or you visiting higher class girls. Anyway, if you have time, fuck Thailand, go north to Laos, then head up to northern Laos. Infinitely better than Thailand.

 

[Dr_Ngo]

I believe I am the master of deflecting prostitutes now. had a bit of practice in the Dominican Republic.

the entry opening lines are "free massage?" and "do you have a cigarette" and from there it quickly goes to "cheapy cheapy" talk. had a spanish guy with me one night to translate with one of the prostitutes. it was $20 USD for a blowjob, $30 for sex, $150 for "all night" which was 12 hours.

lulz

The easiest way to deflect hookers or old men offering hookers is

"Ewwwwwwwwwww, I am gay guy" which is probably true for most of WickedFire anyways

 

[sixthcutuan]

The easiest way to deflect hookers or old men offering hookers is

"Ewwwwwwwwwww, I am gay guy" which is probably true for most of WickedFire anyways

I imagine in quite a lot of countries with cheap hookers, that's the best way to get yourself killed.

 

[Dr_Ngo]

I imagine in quite a lot of countries with cheap hookers, that's the best way to get yourself killed.

Killed? I don't think anyone's flying into Africa for cheap hookers.

In places like Thailand or Philippines, at least 25% of the male population are homos.

 

[ly2 from WF]

it was $20 USD for a blowjob, $30 for sex, $150 for "all night" which was 12 hours.

lulz

The fuck are you supposed to do for the other 11:55?

 

[ShadowCaster]

The fuck are you supposed to do for the other 11:55?

Cuddle?

 

[ly2 from WF]

Cuddle?

Can I play video games instead?

 

[igl00]

thailand - the place where lukep never got.

 

[BrandontheGreat]

The easiest way to deflect hookers or old men offering hookers is

"Ewwwwwwwwwww, I am gay guy" which is probably true for most of WickedFire anyways

lolz

 

[faceblogger]

Most of these problems can be just solved by bribing the police/authority. That's the most important rule to know if you're visiting a 3rd world country.

 

[sixthcutuan]

Killed? I don't think anyone's flying into Africa for cheap hookers.

In places like Thailand or Philippines, at least 25% of the male population are homos.

Don't go to eastern europe/ russia brah. Gay webmasters avoid.

 

[thefarang]

The easiest way to deflect hookers or old men offering hookers is

"Ewwwwwwwwwww, I am gay guy" which is probably true for most of WickedFire anyways

I use the standard, "Sorry, no money." They can't run away fast enough.

 

[Kiopa_Matt]

So... you're saying a hotel in Thailand discovered Google Translate?

 

[Phoenixz]

if you want to deflect a hooker...tell her you just banged someone

 

[Vadym]

I understand locking the door is common sense when you leave - but this sounds like you're preparing all day for the coming zombie invasion every night with a pointy stick and some fire. Thailand sucks