The Best Commerical I've ever Seen.

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Case Study: I sent this link to a conservative friend of mine. She is a stay at home mom. Wanted to see what she thought. This was her response:

Yep, I want the chair. I think I also want her boobs and, wouldn’t mind the man for a quick minute too. Then, I can have [my husband] back. Also, the song makes me all, I don’t know, lovey inside.
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**I say this with a sense of humor this obviously not a viable case study.
 
They should mount that thing on one of those mechanical bull rigs - perhaps with a milder cam. I wanna be a cowboy...
 
xecutech said:
Monkeyman, which adult diaper program are you with? I run yourdiaper.com and we are considering doing an affiliate program.
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HAH! I almost edited my post to say that I don't actually run adult diaper programs/sites. But then I just hoped that no one would pick up that possibility...

Good luck bro with your diapers
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turbolapp said:
EDIT: hnmm I'm going to disagree (yes with myself, I do this all the time) I'm going to say it's marketed towards everyone. Here's my thought process. Lets say your a young and single guy. And you say "wow that's totally marketed towards woman" what are you saying? That that's something that women would really like? They they would find it really appealing to have sex on that chair? Would't you a as a single guy trying to either find a woman or have sex with many women, or whatever still be interested in a chair that women would love and want to keep coming back for more?
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It's marketed towards women though. The aesthetic is completely geared towards chicks. Sure guys would buy it if they think it would help them. Do you know how much money is in the penis enlargement industry? If you told men if they eat their own crap it would make them more attractive and sexy they would do it.

But men don't need or want a chair. We're pretty sure we can put one leg on the night stand and strike a high school football post and get the job done under any conditions. Romance and sensuality is pretty much a female deal. Guys who like that stuff are metrosexual. You love us because we're apes that make you feel good, not because we leave rose petals all over the damn place! :D
 
guerilla said:
It's marketed towards women though. The aesthetic is completely geared towards chicks. Sure guys would buy it if they think it would help them. Do you know how much money is in the penis enlargement industry? If you told men if they eat their own crap it would make them more attractive and sexy they would do it.

But men don't need or want a chair. We're pretty sure we can put one leg on the night stand and strike a high school football post and get the job done under any conditions. Romance and sensuality is pretty much a female deal. Guys who like that stuff are metrosexual. You love us because we're apes that make you feel good, not because we leave rose petals all over the damn place! :D
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I see your point but I still disagree. The real question is who is buying the chair? That's who it's marketed towards right? And I bet the majority of the buyers are still male. The majority of women don't usually just say hmm how can I spice things up? What kind of weird contraption can I buy to do this? and Is there a chair out there for that? I'm not saying they wouldn't be all for it when they see it but I still think the guy gets there first, see's it and is like "Look, Honey" . Here's some stats on the site:
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I would personally market to men who would usually have an issue with spending $1200 on furniture. The rub is where you market the product.

If you market the product in channels that are predominantly adult in nature and frequented by men mostly, I think you have a winner. Think: Maxim, FHM. They see the ad and then think, huh, my sex life with the misses might turn around for the better with that thing. Next thing you know they call in the misses to take a look at the chair.

That's when the misses gets excited by idea and pretends like it would actually be a nice addition to the home as furniture. Bam you just sold $1200 furniture to the guy.

Oh and gay men who would have no problem spending $1200 on furniture.
 
turbolapp said:
I see your point but I still disagree. The real question is who is buying the chair? That's who it's marketed towards right?
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On a product like this, where the gawker value is high (free porn), I woudn't necessarily conflate traffic demos with conversion demos.
 
turbolapp said:
Agreed. Also Marketed heavily towards married or commited men that are in love with their SO and want to spice things up.

So what...about 60-70% of the population?
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For real? I'd like to believe that, but that's a bit hard to swallow.


turbolapp said:
Lets say your a young and single guy. And you say "wow that's totally marketed towards woman" what are you saying? That that's something that women would really like? They they would find it really appealing to have sex on that chair? Would't you a as a single guy trying to either find a woman or have sex with many women, or whatever still be interested in a chair that women would love and want to keep coming back for more?
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I feel like if I was a woman and I went to some bachelor's pad and he had that chair I would think he was a total dumbass. Maybe I'm just not cut out to be a woman. Damnit.

BrynYoungblut said:
Great product but wtf is the point of this position.

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That's the "you tried to put it in my butt, now you're on time out" position.
 
kingofsp said:
For real? I'd like to believe that, but that's a bit hard to swallow.




I feel like if I was a woman and I went to some bachelor's pad and he had that chair I would think he was a total dumbass. Maybe I'm just not cut out to be a woman. Damnit.



That's the "you tried to put it in my butt, now you're on time out" position.
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I used to tease my dog by strapping a piece of bologna to the top of his head. That pic reminds me of that
 
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