The Best Places To Go In New York

have anyone tried Hell's Kitchen yet? I just realized that its in NYC :) LOL
Next time I come to NYC I'll try to give it a shot.

Hell's Kitchen is an area of Manhattan, around 34th - 59th St, and West of 8th Ave. Gordon Ramsey has two restaurants (I think) in The London hotel, neither of which is named after the show, but I think the hotel is in Hell's Kitchen or closely adjacent.
 


Qualifications: Lived in NYC the past 3 years, moved to DC, moving back.

So if you're going with buddies I'm assuming they like the boobs.

Top Strip Clubs: Flash Dancers, Penthouse Executive Club (Awesome steaks at Roberts, but expensive and the strippers gonna eat ur damn food), Gallaghers in Queens. Lace in Times square

Avoid the following: Cheaters, Lace on 8th, Private Eyes,

Food: Go to NYTimes and search for a 2-3 star. These will give u damn good food for a fair price. My favorites for a decent price include: Le Colonial, Pop Burger, Bar Boloud, Cafe Daniel, Gingers

Drinks: If you like cocktails look for PDT, Death & Co., Pegu Club

Going Out: I personally prefer lounges to clubs and bars. The music's better, atmosphere's chiller, and you can actually talk to girls without yelling into their ears. But if you must go out to a club, hit club row or meatpacking. If you like hipster bars hittup Lower East Side. Korea Town is good for cheap karoake.

Daytime Shit: Did I mention the strip clubs?
 
QUESTION: best gyros?

In the DC area there are some fuckin glorious ones at the Ambrosia Grille on the Rockville Pike. Extra tzatziki sauce FTW
 
Fuck the museums? Uncultured imbecile. You'll have more than enough time for night clubs and strip joints at night... you can do the Met, the Guggenheim, MOMA, the Society of Illustrators (amazing Norman Rockwell collection there), etc.

The Burger Joint in the lobby of Le Parker Meridien is pretty damn good. Burger Joint at LE PARKER MERIDIEN Hotel New York

As someone pointed out, the Halal meat cart at 53rd and 6th is legendary. It's right across the street from the Hilton where ASE was held. 53rd and 6th - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I wish I'd gone to Cielo when I was there, Willie Graff is one of my favorite DJs.
 
Qualifications: Lived in NYC the past 3 years, moved to DC, moving back.

So if you're going with buddies I'm assuming they like the boobs.

Top Strip Clubs: Flash Dancers, Penthouse Executive Club (Awesome steaks at Roberts, but expensive and the strippers gonna eat ur damn food), Gallaghers in Queens. Lace in Times square

Avoid the following: Cheaters, Lace on 8th, Private Eyes,

Food: Go to NYTimes and search for a 2-3 star. These will give u damn good food for a fair price. My favorites for a decent price include: Le Colonial, Pop Burger, Bar Boloud, Cafe Daniel, Gingers

Drinks: If you like cocktails look for PDT, Death & Co., Pegu Club

Going Out: I personally prefer lounges to clubs and bars. The music's better, atmosphere's chiller, and you can actually talk to girls without yelling into their ears. But if you must go out to a club, hit club row or meatpacking. If you like hipster bars hittup Lower East Side. Korea Town is good for cheap karoake.

Daytime Shit: Did I mention the strip clubs?

I've never heard of club row. Where's that?

The jazz clubs are pretty nice there. Might wanna hit that up too.