Qualifications: Lived in NYC the past 3 years, moved to DC, moving back.
So if you're going with buddies I'm assuming they like the boobs.
Top Strip Clubs: Flash Dancers, Penthouse Executive Club (Awesome steaks at Roberts, but expensive and the strippers gonna eat ur damn food), Gallaghers in Queens. Lace in Times square
Avoid the following: Cheaters, Lace on 8th, Private Eyes,
Food: Go to NYTimes and search for a 2-3 star. These will give u damn good food for a fair price. My favorites for a decent price include: Le Colonial, Pop Burger, Bar Boloud, Cafe Daniel, Gingers
Drinks: If you like cocktails look for PDT, Death & Co., Pegu Club
Going Out: I personally prefer lounges to clubs and bars. The music's better, atmosphere's chiller, and you can actually talk to girls without yelling into their ears. But if you must go out to a club, hit club row or meatpacking. If you like hipster bars hittup Lower East Side. Korea Town is good for cheap karoake.
Daytime Shit: Did I mention the strip clubs?