The best way to invest $20k

Lol not a single serious answer.

I'll give you one go to flippa and buy a site making 1-2k a month.
 


i was telling you all to invest in silver last year, and its up over 50% since then, much to my delight. Its still trading at a 1:65 ratio to Gold. Because silver gets used up industrially in trace amounts and is not recycled like Gold, estimates currently range between there being more gold than silver and there being 6x as much silver as gold above ground. Either way, the true gold to silver ratio in the earth's crust is 1:16 and historically the metals have traded at a 1:15 to ratio. 1:65 is insane, especially if there is only 6x as much silver as gold, or even more gold than silver now AND silver has industrial uses.

Ratio Analyses Suggest Gold & Silver Will Go Much Higher - Precious Metals - Resource Investor

don't buy etfs, buy the real shit. apmex.com bitches.
 
Setting aside 20k strictly for coke and hookers actually sounds like a pretty good plan. And yes, I'm being 100% serious.
 
even with bad credit, just buy a house, in foreclosure (i know it gets annoying with dean grazioi) and other commercials all the time

but just buy a shitty house, on a short sale or foreclosure, or even just undervalued, 20k down will get you approved even with horrible credit.

resell it for 150k, buy one for 100-130k

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I've gone through about 5 million usd on the Internet and honestly that is probably what I wish I would've done, that or currency or gold and silver.

or domains, are still good investments, .me, or .com off sedo or afternic

a chunk of LAND, in Minnesota, Wicsonsin, Missoursi, mississipi, alabamba would be good for $20k.
 
Start your own network of 1,000+ domains filled with good content written by freelancers you hire.

Hire a freelancer to do all the SEO/PPC required for these domains.

Watch the income flow in from your big fat cashcow!