The future patrons of Hooters

I visited the Hooters casino in Vegas during Affiliate Summit. They had this promo where they offered $100 to gamble, so I gave it a shot. I had to sign up for a gambling account and an access card, and then they comped me for the so-called "credit." I was escorted to a special area with roped off slot machines, put the card with the credit in and started pumping. My $100 was gone in about 2.5 minutes. Total wins: $0.

This was just a crock to get people into the casino. I didn't look for boobies and I didn't stay for lunch.
 


Good looking kids. One little, two little, three little rebills...

Re: Hooters - shorts and nylons should never be made to be worn together.
 
kblessinggr said:
Think of it as a fuddruckers (you might have to google that too), but instead of some idiot who comes by to drop off your plastic utensils and never see's you again you instead have real silverware and chicks in short shorts and busty tee's... basically bout what I gathered from my first impression. Though the hooters theme merged with BW3 (Buffalo Wild Wings) might not be half bad.

to be honest though, the food was meh, but the service was actually quite exceptional at the one I went at. I actually wouldn't mind going again if they made the food up a few more notches for the price. When my oldest was throwing a fit she even came by and walked him over to the balloons and blew him one (... a balloon you pervs... ) and a few other things that as my wife said went above the call of duty.
Click to expand...

I ate in a TGI Friday's years ago and you get your own personal server (although he was a bellend), so i suppose it's like that.

To be honest I like looking at nice birds as much as the next bloke, but i dunno whether i'd do it over a meal, unless she was feeding it to me as well. :)
 
bizzykehl said:
What in the hell are you trying to say there?
Click to expand...

Welcome to the wonderful shitworld of pain that is Karl.



I hate hooters. The food sucks so bad. Plus I really don't enjoy being in an environment of tubby losers who are inflating the egos of surgery scarred, fake-titted butterfaces.
 
kblessinggr said:
The kids (8 month, 1.5yr(shown above), and 2.7yr old boys) had a blast they got balloons, and my oldest would not listen to me but obeyed our server's every request.
Click to expand...

Ok, have to admit that's pretty awesome :D
 
ChrisS said:
I hate hooters. The food sucks so bad. Plus I really don't enjoy being in an environment of tubby losers who are inflating the egos of surgery scarred, fake-titted butterfaces.
Click to expand...

^ Couldn't have said it better myself.

The only hooters I actually came away from with a good experience was in Jax, Fl. And that's because all the girls weren't strip-club rejects with meth-head boyfriends. They were local college girls from UNF right down the street.
 
I actually really really like their wings. But I still pass on it usually because of their airhead fucking stupid servers who come and sit down at your table WHILE you're eating and start asking retarded questions and acting bored. I didn't come here to entertain you, do a dance or something.
 
I read in that Hooters was about to open another chain called -- A Little Pussy Never Hurt Anyone -- its an all can eat fish and seafood type buffet
 
papajohn56 said:
hooters sucks anyway, overpriced and underwhelming food. if I want to see tits I'll go to a strip club
Click to expand...

What he said.....

LotsOfZeros said:
The Hooters near my house sucks.
It's like the trailer park threw up and out came the waitresses.
Click to expand...

TylerDurden said:
Same here in Hawaii, I once had a waitress here who was pregnant. To be honest I've never really been to a Hooters that had hot chicks.
Click to expand...

I believe this one was in Texas.....

image03l.jpg
 
Hooters in Texas are truly hit and miss. You really can tell which locations are run by professional managers or not by the caliber of women in there.

hot girls = professional manager with a 'good eye for talent'
ugly/fat/trailer park = he hires the ones that put out
 
LotsOfZeros said:
Hooters in Texas are truly hit and miss. You really can tell which locations are run by professional managers or not by the caliber of women in there.

hot girls = professional manager with a 'good eye for talent'
ugly/fat/trailer park = he hires the ones that put out
Click to expand...

man.... out of all the places Ive been in the world, Texas has the finest girls I swear :love-smiley-087:
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top Bottom