The life of a man with a big penis is much easier.

[MisterX]

I was just cleaning my "spamagra" outlook folder and this caught my eye. The rest of the mail says:

"Do you know that whales dick weights 1 ton. Get the weight and size close to it with our Penis Enlarge Patch."

Take a few seconds to find a funny/bizarre one in your spam folder and let's see who gets the freakiest spam!

 

[turbolapp]

Did you know that a dork is a whales dick? so when someone calls you a dork they are calling you a whales dick.

Sorry, I didn't have a damn thing interesting in my spam box.

 

[MisterX]

Attracted by a big penis thread at 3 am! Niiice...

 

[turbolapp]

Attracted by a big penis thread at 3 am! Niiice...

:anon.sml:

 

[DruSam]

This wasn't a big penis thread until I showed up.

 

[productionhead]

This wasn't a big penis thread until I showed up.

because your black?


:Yahoo_29:

 

[DruSam]

because your black?


:Yahoo_29:

Mainly. I never whip it out in public because people always confuse it with a solar eclipse and the mayans think it's the end of the world.

 

[0352]

I will be back later to finish reading all of these comments. Right now I have to go put some boots on because the shit is getting pretty deep.

 

[beejeebers]

I totally concur with the thread title.