you political guys are going to either find this hilarious or retarded. THE CHOICE IS YOURS. I'm guessing lukep will like it.
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: In Hindsight, Maybe We Shouldn
"And who would have even guessed that a Super PAC with a harmless name like “Dark Wizards for a Better America” would have such an unspeakably evil agenda? Sure, their mission statement had a lot of stuff in there about enslaving all mankind, but they also wanted tax reforms and a balanced budget amendment. Aside from all the rhetoric about killing Harry Potter, most of us just figured they were off-brand libertarians or something."
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: In Hindsight, Maybe We Shouldn
"And who would have even guessed that a Super PAC with a harmless name like “Dark Wizards for a Better America” would have such an unspeakably evil agenda? Sure, their mission statement had a lot of stuff in there about enslaving all mankind, but they also wanted tax reforms and a balanced budget amendment. Aside from all the rhetoric about killing Harry Potter, most of us just figured they were off-brand libertarians or something."