The Official Black Friday Stampede Thread



Fucking retards will be retards. The best of the best deals only happen to the first few people through the door normally, the rest is the same on sale bullshit you can get any other time of the year. Fucking people are stupid.
 
saw people camped outside bestbuy today. shit is absurd

Now this I never really understood. Miss like 3 days of work, so you can sit outside in the rain, and save $50 on a Playstation, or whatever. And the most amazing part is, there's loads of people who believe this is an excellent idea! Your next pay check is missing a few hundred, but thank god you saved that $50!
 
I saw people camped outside of Best Buy yesterday. Apparently some have been camping out there since Saturday.

...or could it have been the OWS in disguise?
 
Id go in for black friday if they had one over in Bangkok. Imagine getting a ping pong show for 50% off. Stampedes would then be, outdated.
 
Now this I never really understood. Miss like 3 days of work, so you can sit outside in the rain, and save $50 on a Playstation, or whatever. And the most amazing part is, there's loads of people who believe this is an excellent idea! Your next pay check is missing a few hundred, but thank god you saved that $50!

This.
 

The first two clips in this video aren't from the US so it's not just the US that has these retards.

People behave like animals and then blame the store(s) when someone gets hurt.

Just remember that the person of average intelligence is well represented in these videos. And roughly half the population is even more stupid than average.

I did chuckle when that fat woman's wig fell off and she took the time to replace it before hefting her ass back up to get dat discounted Wii or whatever it is was that she wanted so badly.
 
Monitize it! If I had a roach coach I could rack up on Black Friday. :)

Horrible idea. The chance of it getting stampeded or lots of your product getting stolen by these animals is very high.

Plus, how long would it take before one of these idiots burns themselves on the coffee coming out of one of your dispensers and sues you?

Better to leave the commerce with idiots alone unless you have several layers of separation (i.e. online or becoming a supplier to the vendor that services the end customer).
 
thats crazy - in the clothes store one everyone just seemed to be grabbing random shit - like not even checking if its the right size etc... actually kind of scary, going to go back to the safety of skyrim now