The RIGHT way to talk to the cops

turbolapp

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjH349_WN5E&feature=related]YouTube - What to do when STOPPED BY POLICE.[/ame]
 


Ha ha great video.

So I think the lesson of this is that if you are a pretty white girl you won't get fucked over by the cops.
 
Hahaha... good info. Wish I'd have known that shit the 60+ times I've been fucked with by cops. Fuck Southern California. 60 is a conservative number too.
 
That video was the quick pointers for the majoirty of people on wf with ADD.

If you have a bit more time this is a great video that was posted by someone in another thread that is really interesting. (If you can manage to follow along with the attorney that is hyped up on speed, or at the very least, some really fantastic triple espresso shots) His stance is whether your guilty as dirt or completely 100% innocent, NEVER under ANY circumstances AT ALL should you EVER talk to the cops:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8z7NC5sgik]YouTube - Don't Talk to Cops, Part 1[/ame]
 
Hahaha... good info. Wish I'd have known that shit the 60+ times I've been fucked with by cops. Fuck Southern California. 60 is a conservative number too.
Damn I couldnt stop myself from searching the video of your sig.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj26SnMjViQ"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]
 
Ha ha great video.

So I think the lesson of this is that if you are a pretty white girl you won't get fucked over by the cops.


Add in "with manners" and you absolutly correct. Infact after seeing the second video, it's really hard for me to follow these guidlines for the exact opposite problem the rest of you seem to have.

I almost always get out of tickets just by being polite (and possibly being a slightly attractive white girl). I follow the rules, turn on the charm, smile, act slightly ignorant of whatever I was doing and usually I get let go. Men bitch about this but I bet if they acted the same (men can be charming in a non-homosexual way) you would see a reduction in your tickets too.

BUT.

Regardless, if any shit were to go down ANYTHING i could have innocently said at the time could be used against me later. Probably best in the long run to just say nothing at all which will probably increase my chance of a ticket but lessen the chance of long term severe consequences? I don't know it's a trade off.

Most likely, though, I'll probably keep doing what has always worked.
 
That video was the quick pointers for the majoirty of people on wf with ADD.

If you have a bit more time this is a great video that was posted by someone in another thread that is really interesting. (If you can manage to follow along with the attorney that is hyped up on speed, or at the very least, some really fantastic triple espresso shots) His stance is whether your guilty as dirt or completely 100% innocent, NEVER under ANY circumstances AT ALL should you EVER talk to the cops:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8z7NC5sgik

Thanks for sharing. Wow, that was really informative actually. I was always the sweet talker when I got pulled over... now I know.

Part 2 of that video is pretty good too.
 
Doing this usually guarantees you a ticket, but you have a much better chance of fighting it later. I speak from experience on this one. Maybe they can sense how much I hate the collection agency, I mean the police.
 
Speak of the devil, I just got pulled over for an expired registration.

The pig claimed he smelled weed, and tried bribing me out of my fines, if I would just give consent to search. I told him I'd take the fines, so he calls for some k-9 back up. Poor dog didn't smell anything. Apparently the officer has a keener sense of smell than the dog...jackass.

I'm gonna end up paying $500 in fines, but at least I didn't give that asshole the satisfaction of searching my car.

It's going to be a long week...
 
Speak of the devil, I just got pulled over for an expired registration.

The pig claimed he smelled weed, and tried bribing me out of my fines, if I would just give consent to search. I told him I'd take the fines, so he calls for some k-9 back up. Poor dog didn't smell anything. Apparently the officer has a keener sense of smell than the dog...jackass.

I'm gonna end up paying $500 in fines, but at least I didn't give that asshole the satisfaction of searching my car.

It's going to be a long week...

haha, sounds like it. what an asshole.
 
Speak of the devil, I just got pulled over for an expired registration.

The pig claimed he smelled weed, and tried bribing me out of my fines, if I would just give consent to search. I told him I'd take the fines, so he calls for some k-9 back up. Poor dog didn't smell anything. Apparently the officer has a keener sense of smell than the dog...jackass.

I'm gonna end up paying $500 in fines, but at least I didn't give that asshole the satisfaction of searching my car.

It's going to be a long week...

I got that same fine a few months ago, except it was 200$
 
Yep, being a smartass and quoting your rights and crap will only get you in more trouble. Don't "roll dirty" and shut the fuck up when the cops stop you and all will be fine.
 
I go with the "Flex Your Rights" style approach- which doesn't necessarily mean being a smartass or whatever else. I think being assertive without being forceful is a pretty good guideline for life. It's sickening that there are so many people who believe in sucking cop cock.
 
Speak of the devil, I just got pulled over for an expired registration.

The pig claimed he smelled weed, and tried bribing me out of my fines, if I would just give consent to search. I told him I'd take the fines, so he calls for some k-9 back up. Poor dog didn't smell anything. Apparently the officer has a keener sense of smell than the dog...jackass.

I'm gonna end up paying $500 in fines, but at least I didn't give that asshole the satisfaction of searching my car.

It's going to be a long week...

I believe what you're supposed to do when a police officer says "What's that smell?" or "I smell something" you're supposed to respond with "I smell nothing", if you say something like "Oh that's just.. *blank*" or "I don't know what that smell is" you're admitting there is a smell. Just something I've heard.