The weirdest boner.

[ShadowCaster]

Be 15 years old
on school trip to a fucking zoo
animals and so forth
go in elephant house
oh god it smells so fucking bad
stench of elephant shit is burning the back of my throat
feel something grab my waist
elephant picks me up with its trunk
srsly wtf
forces me up another elephant's vagina
for no good reason I get naked
walking round inside elephant's womb
holy shit my sister is in here too
suddenly everything starts shaking
look out of hole in cervix, see huge elephant penis thrusting in and out
we both reach down elephant pee hole and massage it from inside
feelsgoodman
it's throbbing and pulsing
hot steaming semen starts to erupt over our arms, flooding our womb prison
I punch my sister in the tits for a laugh
she is so turned on
massaging elephant cum into each other while I punch her tits and kick her in the cunt
we're still in there
zookeepers push sandwiches up elephant's cunt for us
we have wireless internet in here

 

[dmnEPC]

Not really sure why you would find it weird to get an erection in this situation

 

[acidie]

Reads like the lyrics to a Die Antwoord song

 

[HouleKizziee]

i love elephants but this story sounds weird =|

 

[music4mic]

i love elephants but this story sounds weird =|

 

[stamp]

Op is a fuckin fag . No doubt

 

[barman]

 

[wezcountry]

 

[KaniGT5]

Don't take LSD unless you are very well prepared, unless you are specifically prepared to go out of your mind.

 

[nickycakes]

2 year old 4chan copypasta leaking to wf. sad days.

 

[geomark]

Sad days in deed. Delete thread please.

 

[channing11]

Don't take LSD unless you are very well prepared, unless you are specifically prepared to go out of your mind.

Your ideas are good ones.

 

[magcshroom]

What's been read, cannot be unread.

 

[faceblogger]

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Cookie stuffer detected

 

[IceToEskimos]

Cookie stuffer detected

Your ideas are good ones, Face.

 

[Instrumentalist]

2 year old 4chan copypasta leaking to wf. sad days.

Anything goes, seriously. Come meet and network with your peers, it's a fun way to take a break out of your busy day of posting at other boring forums.

4char

 

[faceblogger]

Your ideas are good ones, Face.

Your ideas are good ones, Ice.

BTW, Your wife, thomaszjot both are missing

 

[ILOVENICKICAKES]

have you ever tried to cum on your face?

 

[nickycakes]

4char

doesn't mean his post doesn't suck.

 

[Russ86]

doesn't mean his post doesn't suck.

I found it amusing.