There is not a newb newbier than I. Where do I start?



Can I join in too on this Skype call? I don't have condoms or lube but, I do have plenty of booze.
 
Deal. I'm a newly reformed graphic designer who worked in advertising for a bit so I believe I may have something to contribute.
 
SooSlow said:
Thanks, that's exactly what I was looking for. Do you have any suggestions on which computer classes would be the best investment for someone trying to do this type of work?
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I'd say maybe some web and graphic design classes. They'll save you some money on the long run on creating LPs, banners, etc. etc.

Pretty nice thread. That NickyCakes link is great!
 
If you think you need classes for it, take basic web design, HTML, PHP, and graphic design. If you have enough personal drive, you can learn all the technical stuff yourself (such as HTML and PHP), doodle around with Photoshop, and gain somewhat of an artistic eye for web design naturally.

For HTML, XHTML, CSS, JavaScript, XML, XSL, ASP, SQL, ADO, VBScript, check out W3Schools Online Web Tutorials

For the basics of internet marketing, check out the NickyCakes tutorials that someone posted, or if you're more into actual physical books, I actually found this one to be quite good. Amazon.com: Internet Riches: The Simple Money-making Secrets of Online Millionaires (9780814473566): Scott Fox: Books

I know the title is kinda cheesy, but the content is great to get your mind going in the right direction.
 
Fatbat said:
D'OH! sonofabitch, I missed it. I was up too just fucking around and playing some online poker.

Ah well, I've added you on Skype in case you do another one of these.
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Let's do it again tonight, where I'll actually have my mic and a working internet connection. Everyone else in? We had ChrisS in there as well as a few others including kingofsp.
 
I'd like to join the conference as well although I've never used skype I'm sure it's nothing more complicated than ventrilo. Also, what time?
 
DAMN! I missed it too, I've gotta mind the kids until the wife comes home from work, I'm in if it's after 8pm EST.

This is gonna be cool...
 
Sorry I disappeared last night. I had to go get super drunk. I don't plan on getting super drunk tonight, though. I'll probably be there.
 
I'm in too on this, if there's any lube^H^H^H^H space left. How many people can you get on one skype call anyway? I can offer a bit of info on hosting and server management and I can probably answer any question anyone can throw at me on programming with PHP.
 
I'd like to join this SEO conference call but it'll be 2am here. If I wake, I'll skype you.
 
aeisn said:
You should just post an MP3 of this shit so you don't have to repeat yourself over and over.
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You think people are there for my speach? Haha. People are there for the Q/A sessions. Last night it was kingofsp, audax, me and ChrisS (on the podium (edit: ChrisS was on his knees in my podium ;))). They're not just there for my speech.
 
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