This Chick Is Insane

Rexibit said:
For future reference, insane is only to be used to describe a woman if all these conditions are met (in this order):

  1. Can not tell if they are wearing makeup (because they obviously don't need it)
  2. No boob job (at least not noticeable)
  3. Very toned body (not anorexic, not over-muscled)
  4. Very small to no gap between thighs
  5. No tramp stamp
  6. No to very minimal piercings
  7. No trashy nails
I was really excited when I read the title, but noooo, she didn't even pass #1.
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Agreed on all points but the crotch-gap... The wider the gap between the thighs the hotter the chick, obviously.
 


Obvious from the towel in the crotch that this girl is very young. Not sure if legal. Ifso then she has problems with her sexuality. Also the over use of makeup and the tramp stamps is a turn off.

I digress though.... I a hell of a lot older than you guys. :)
 
I like fake Winona better.

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learningcurve said:
Scroll down a few threads and check out some of the girls in there (she's in there as well), some of which I would consider even hotter than her.

She is hot though. :D
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Look at you promoting your own shit! It's alright, though. I've already saved it, backed it up, "Liked it", tweeted it and emailed it to all two of my friends.

When you decide to multiply, be sure to teach those little bastards about affiliate marketing. That way, on a cold and unforgiving evening, they'll find this forum and do as you once did.
 
Shit Ill take the ol' skin boat to tuna town to this broad any day of the week! I dont know what you jerky asses are talking about, this dirt leg is NAILS. If any of you fruity faces have any other words do me a favor and call me.

Frank Rizzo
 
^^
Here you go... Just found some copypasta to satisfy your hunger:

"HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE.

YOUR MOTHER MAY HAVE BEEN BLESSED MORE TIMES BY THE SACRED WHITE RIVER OF MY PELVIC PALADIN, BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO GIVE ME THE GREEN EYE OF JEALOUSY, MY COCK-LOVING CAVALIER.

BETWEEN US, TONIGHT WILL BE RELIGIOUS RAPTURE, FOR YOUR ANAL CLEFT SHALL BE MY GREAT SEA, AND I SHALL BE ITS MOSES, CLEAVING ITS MIGHTY CHOCOLATE OCEAN TO MAKE WAY FOR THE SAFE PASSAGE OF MY TESTICULAR TRIBE, HAVING BEEN GRANTED MEPHITIC FREEDOM FROM THE TYRANNY OF ENSLAVEMENT BEHIND A LOCKED PROSTATE. TO DO THIS, I WILL READY MY LONGINUS TO PIERCE YOUR BACKSIDE’S SACRED DOMAIN — YOU WILL SCREAM FIRST IN PAIN, THEN IN PASSION AS ITS STEEL-LADEN GIRTH STRETCHES AND RIPS THE FABRIC OF YOUR MORTAL INNARDS, DISIMBUING YOU OF YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS, LEADING YOU TO A HEAVEN, THEN REVIVING YOUR FEELING OF PHYSICAL REALITY LIKE A ONCE-CRUCIFIED CHRIST RETURNING TO EARTH.

I GUARANTEE IT."
 
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