This got me thinking..

[johnmatrix]

electric guitar

 

[cliqz]

Porn acting.

 

[Metcalfe]

hunting old people with atvs and crossbows.

I teach that class on the first Wednesday of each month.

Membership prices please!

Pffft, you don't need classes for that, we got the free ebook here:
http://www.wickedfire.com/affiliate-marketing/10491-free-ebook-download-section.html

 

[Supergeek]

Painting. Not like Tom Sawyer fence whitewash painting, but Van Gogh and Raphael painting.

 

[Infinite Keith]

Pffft, you don't need classes for that, we got the free ebook here:
http://www.wickedfire.com/affiliate-marketing/10491-free-ebook-download-section.html

I don't think those ads are demographically appropriate for meatspin. 99.99% of the people seeing meatspin are kids and affiliate marketers. You should toss up WoW Gold ads and links Super Affiliate blogs.

I bet Nicky would pay good money to be on that page.

 

[amateursurgeon]

The ability to control armies of domestic cats using the power of my mind.

 

[nachoninja]

money laundering

 

[LogicFlux]

All that shit spiderman does.

 

[larrybn]

Penis enlargement

 

[Janaic]

Sniper/Assassin

 

[amanda11]

premature ejectulation -- shoot at least 6 feet from your feet.

 

[transistor]

rhetoric

 

[sgtryan]

Humor - you can get anywhere and do anything with a good joke.

 

[alexb]

Trolling. My goal in life is to make someone so angry that they have a heart attack because of something I've said online.

 

[jdomaha]

WRONG

Humor - you can get anywhere and do anything with a good joke.

WRONG!

You will get fired, repeatedly, by people who lack a sense of humor but possess an inflated sense of self-importance and just enough power to get you fired.

This will happen often...like every three months from actual jobs while you're in college, from your high school journalism class, from your club soccer team, from the military, so on.

 

[HarveyJ]

realistically: Illustration. I always wanted to be a cartoonist, but kinda really sucked at it because I never set aside the time to practice

unrealistically: Army of cats as well.

 

[lingerie]

If I had time I would develop my musical skill more, but who has time.

Work pays the bills.

 

[Grindstone]

Pffft, you don't need classes for that, we got the free ebook here:
http://www.wickedfire.com/affiliate-marketing/10491-free-ebook-download-section.html

Well played, sir.

My first rickroll since teh local host.

Twice as enjoyable when it doesn't lock down the puter!

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

I would love to be the worlds foremost expert on Swingline Staplers. They sure do make a good stapler...

 

[nvanprooyen]

Convincing fat chicks and wrinkly cougars to buy products that don't work / they don't need.....wait......