This kid is doomed to never get laid.

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Towards the end of it, he gives the reporter (forgot his name) this really cynical but confused look of "wait a second.. you're black!" as if his emotions and perception of reality are kinda delayed. Hahaha!!
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Hahaha... Yeah, there's like a split second shot before the camera pans away, but I can definitely see his confused expression.

I wonder what kind of photoshop pics the wickedfire people can do with this kid.... ideas anyone? :D
 
I watched a couple of these things with this kid and I'm sure everyone here is right he doesn't have too much comprehension when it comes to reality, I think his parents should take away the books for a couple months and maybe get some friends over.
 
Wow, this kid is such a douche bag. Sitting in his parents basement with the HAM Radio talking to the cats, and die a virgin taking care of his mom.
 
Poor kid is destined for social failure... Arrest his parents NOW!!! They're criminals: they virtually killed their child, or at least they killed his chances to be a regular human being. 10 years jail for the father 20 for his mother
 
Its a form of child abuse, and memorizing shit has little chance of making him a success as an adult. He is more fucked up than most kids who grow up with moms on crack or alchoholic parents.
 
Poor guy. But at least he's good at something.
Makes one appreciate the benefits of homeschooling. If he had gone to a normal high school he'd be using his smarts now to plan his massacre, I guess.
 
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Poor guy. But at least he's good at something.
Makes one appreciate the benefits of homeschooling. If he had gone to a normal high school he'd be using his smarts now to plan his massacre, I guess.
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Nah, he'd probably be a lot more normal. It's homeschooling itself that's made him such a dork.
 
Me: Hey Evan, you know how I know you're gay?

Evan: err ugghh i like the way numbers fit together in my spaghettios

Me: nevermind
 
I'd be shocked too if I just won this competition and that dumbass, 1 eyed Stuart Scott is interviewing me.

I think in 10 years he'll be running his own multi million dollar corporation.

I do agree that if he was in a regular public school he'd be getting the shit kicked out of him by guys who have futures wearing orange jump suits.
 
I think the kid is autistic or something. It's amazing to see how he changes from mostyl-retarded to somewhat engaging when he's asked to spell a word.

He should hang out with the rainman.
 
That kid has to have autism of some sort. There is no way anyone could raise a normal kid that socially inept.
 
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Ah fuck!!! This little motherfucker was the worst!!! She couldn't end that segment fast enough. S-C-O-M-B-R-I-D-A-E. "....is it French,....is it Latin.....is it plural?"

OMG, he was the worst. Hell no he doesnt want to go to public school, he'd have a target on his back every day. LOL
 
cj99 said:
I'd be shocked too if I just won this competition and that dumbass, 1 eyed Stuart Scott is interviewing me.

I think in 10 years he'll be running his own multi million dollar corporation.

I do agree that if he was in a regular public school he'd be getting the shit kicked out of him by guys who have futures wearing orange jump suits.
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Wtf! Why are you ragging on Stuart Scott? He's the cool one. The dumbass spelling bee i think was hosted by ESPN? That lil mofo was a little douche! Plain and simple. I read on Youtube, he's brilliant because he wouldn't give in to the idea that he was suppose to think more highly of the spelling bee now that he won. Who the fuck is he. Some thirteen year old puke that is destined to beat his meat for the rest of his life.

I don't have any problems with the parents homeschooling their children, but every once in a while, tell the damn kid to put the microscope down and go outside and pay baseball and chase the girls around and pull their hair.

Shit, the lil fucker won't know how it feels to write a note like this to a classmate:

"DO YOU LIKE ME?"

YES
NO

check one of these. Oh, and don't let Ms Brown find this..



Priceless
 
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