This offer has me speechless lol what's next?

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Yea I don't like this type of stuff, I believe everyone is going to be accountable for their actions in the end. I'm sure I'm going to have to do enough explaining about all my acai rebills.
 


Ok that is some random shit, after conducting some research on the sand from god i stumble across this #1 site in G for a totally un related keyword. Check it.

Christ's Fist!

for all those who were in doubt!
 
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Ok that is some random shit, after conducting some research on the sand from god i stumble across this #1 site in G for a totally un related keyword. Check it.

Christ's Fist!

for all those who were in doubt!

Ding Ding Ding... oh boy, if i ever meet and hook up with a frigid christian girl i'll be educating her! +rep
 
Any Brits here remember Del Boy's similar scheme? Pre-blessed Romanian wine is where it all started.
 
The Sand of Christ thing looks like it uses the same base that bullet vibrators use. It probably comes from the same factory.
 
Honestly, this is no worse than any other religious jewelry.
There are people out there that pay thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, for blinged up Crucifixes, and then go out and do the shit that made Jesus weep. Rap industry, I'm looking at you!

So what if it's sand? It's not like they're claiming that the sand is from decomposed Jesus, just that it's been blessed. And so long as a priest has waved hands over it and said something in Latin, then it's not even false advertising.
In the end, it's just a piece of jewelry, like those little vials full of potch opal chips that Japanese tourists pay $50 for.

What's sad is that bible belt Evangelicals and Pentecostals fall for this shit, hook, line and sinker (angel glow sticks! Can't get into heaven without one!). Frankly, the less money they have to give to the guy on TV that slaps people in the face and tells them they're saved, the better.
 
Honestly, this is no worse than any other religious jewelry.
There are people out there that pay thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, for blinged up Crucifixes, and then go out and do the shit that made Jesus weep. Rap industry, I'm looking at you!

So what if it's sand? It's not like they're claiming that the sand is from decomposed Jesus, just that it's been blessed. And so long as a priest has waved hands over it and said something in Latin, then it's not even false advertising.
In the end, it's just a piece of jewelry, like those little vials full of potch opal chips that Japanese tourists pay $50 for.

What's sad is that bible belt Evangelicals and Pentecostals fall for this shit, hook, line and sinker (angel glow sticks! Can't get into heaven without one!). Frankly, the less money they have to give to the guy on TV that slaps people in the face and tells them they're saved, the better.

hahhahahaa

my thoughts exactly. I really wonder how much rough volume they're doing in sales daily on sandofchrist- I had a similar idea (religious product) but don't know if I want to bother to develop.
 
That site deserves another link

Oral sex + bible

Jesus answered her, "If you knew the gift of God, and who it is that is saying to you, "Give me a drink,' you would have asked him, and he would have given you living water." 11 The woman said to him, "Sir, you have no bucket, and the well is deep. Where do you get that living water?...15 The woman said to him, "Sir, give me this water, so that I may never be thirsty or have to keep coming here to draw water." 16 Jesus said to her, "Go, call your husband, and come back." (John 4:10-16)
“Living water” in this context refers to semen, which literally is the liquid of life. As Christ indicates, drinking of the “living water” provides a spiritual replenishment for the soul. When the woman asks Jesus where she can get this “water”, he tells her to fetch her husband, clearly with the intention of instructing her on how to fellate him and swallow his semen.



JC ... spreading the good word
 
basically you mix the sand with your spaghetti, add another bottle of tomato sauce, and BAM!! you go to heaven (or hell, whatever)
 
I was going to try and leave some sort of funny comment about JC Sand, but after reading other comments, im just confused, so im going to listen to some devildriver till i forget this thread forever.
 
Although this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life and the thought of paying for it makes me want to puke, never underestimate the power of religion...If some crazy person thinks the sand will bring them closer to GOD, they'll pay for it.
 
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