today i shopping tesco, like to see? (pics)



That's even more awesome..

I'm a little ashamed (ok, a LOT ashamed) at the fact that I know where these pictures are coming from. String-Emil.de. Do a German>English translation first...and for god's sake, steer clear of the "XXX Preview" page.

and I am sure its quite the story as to how you knew this..
 
I'm a little ashamed (ok, a LOT ashamed) at the fact that I know where these pictures are coming from. String-Emil.de. Do a German>English translation first...and for god's sake, steer clear of the "XXX Preview" page.

The music is so fucking bad ass on his site.
 
I'm a little ashamed (ok, a LOT ashamed) at the fact that I know where these pictures are coming from. String-Emil.de. Do a German>English translation first...and for god's sake, steer clear of the "XXX Preview" page.

Hello friend,

Do husband know you like see other man sexy on internet?

Good luck bro
 
It cracks me up how ...annoyed he looks in most of these photo. Like: FINE! Here's your fuckin applesauce!!!
 
Alas, I don't have a husband. I am waiting patiently for String Emil to take me away in his BMW so we can have love and applesauce forever.

Hello friend,

I no think it so good for have at husband. He like put food on clothes so you have lot laundry for do.

Good luck bro